He made me jog...now he must suffer!
He insisted he go with me on my nightly walk yesterday because I didn't get out until late. So we go...on our "walk"...until he ditches me and starts jogging!?!? And he taunts me to keep up (knowing im super competitive). So I jog...and I whimper...and complain.But this man won't stop.
Now-9am: I wake up to jello legs! I am so sore and achy and I want to kiiiiiillll DH who woke up "energetic and so refreshed!"

Did I mention I'm 35w pregnant & haven't ran for nearly 9months?
When I told him I'm out of shape he said "babe-round is a shape. A beautiful shape" yeah thanks buddy.