Or why my toddler is taking a bath before I've had any coffee.

Sorry, I just needed to share.

Last night I wasn't feeling great so D got E ready for bed, and put him in pajamas that were too big for him.

This morning, when I got him out of bed, I realized that there was a big squishy lump below his knee. Hmm, I thought. That's odd.

He had STTN last night, so no middle of the night diaper changes. And he pooped and peed A LOT. So much that the front of the diaper ripped open and, not having the normal snugness of well-fitting pajamas to hold it in place, traveled down a pant leg, complete with a ton of soft poop, which went completely down both legs and up his back and stomach. Up his chest and back to his neck. I don't even know how....

And of course, in even getting his pajamas off I ended up with poop on my hands, my arms, my shirt, and the darling kid grabbed a piece with his hands when I was bent over and grabbed my ponytail.

Did I mention I haven't had any coffee yet?

Oy.

And I know I've been a parent a while because I was honestly unfazed. Annoyed about the poop in my hair, but otherwise unfazed by it.

But really, I am so over poop.

Anyone else want to share a poop story so I feel better?