Shamelessly stolen from reddit. I got a kick and thought I'd share

(paranthesis are mine)

A is for aches and acne
B is for Braxton hicks
C is for cankles and cranky (and constipation)
D is for dry skin (and diarrhea)
E is for esophagus pain and elephantine (and epidural)
F is for fat
G is for grunting every time you move (and gas)
H is for heartburn, headaches, and hot.
I is for itchy (and indigestion)
J is for "just fat or pregnant?".
K is for kicks.
L is for lazy (and ligament pain)
M is for mommy which is what it's all for
N is for nap
O is for the shape I am
P is for pee... Again
Q is for queasy
R is for rest before the baby comes, (eff) you I have a toddler
S is for stretch marks
T is for (so, so) tired
U is for underwear my grandmother wouldn't wear
V is for varicose veins
W is for water weight my fat ass
X is for exit as in get out baby
Y is for "you're still pregnant?!"
Z is for the sleep I hope to someday get again

OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/BabyBumps/comments/3hucnr/composed_on_a_whim_as_a_comment_reply_and_figured/