Three of them in fact.

The first one was a cheapie strip. It came back invalid.

Then I tried a clearblue digital.

It said...

Pregnant.

Then I took another one.

And it also said pregnant.

Oh. My. God.

I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant!

Now I have lots of baby dust. *sprinkles baby dust on everyone* You're welcome.