Today, I am hanging out with my close friend who is 8 days ahead of me in her pregnancy. We are lounging by the pool, swimming, tanning, etc.
She text me earlier and said "I'll bring the snacks!" What pair of pregnant ladies can hang out without snacks, right?

To my dismay, she shows up with raspberries, plain almonds, and broccoli with hummus.

Okay. I know this is what I SHOULD be eating. I know it is for the best that this is what she brought. But I just wanted to yell "This is what you call snacks? You're pregnant! When you said snacks, I thought you meant Fritos with bean dip and Choco Tacos!!!!"

OK. End rant. Gonna go choke down some pureed chickpeas. Blech.