I had a bunch of wedding gifts in the closet that we never used, and since BB&B takes things back for two years I decided to return them and brought LO with me. This is the actual conversation I had with the cashier. People say the strangest things!

Me: I'd like to return these
Cashier: do you have the receipts?
Me: no, but they are from my registry
Cashier: (looks at baby, gets shocked look on face) was the baby born BEFORE the wedding?
Me: no, I got married a year and a half ago
Cashier: oh, well, I'm glad that worked out and he didn't come until AFTER the wedding!
Me: ummm....yeah...