Heck yes I do, and with Drama and GUSTO!
Heck yes I do, and with Drama and GUSTO!
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GOLD / wonderful grape / 20289 posts
Nope. I tell him women don't poo or fart (jokingly). I like to keep gross things private, even if they are natural and everybody does them.
persimmon / 1099 posts
@ustechie you're speaking my language!
I wonder what Mr and Mrs Bee will report!
hostess / wonderful honeydew / 32460 posts
Uh. I can't imagine a lifetime of holding in farts! Talk about ULTIMATE MISERY.
We have no boundaries.
coconut / 8234 posts
Of course! Ditto to everything @chopsuey119 said! I guess I don't understand how it would be possible not to when you're living together.
nectarine / 2886 posts
Yes! I used to hold them in but husband insisted I just let'er rip. I think now he sometimes wishes he hadn't said that!
grapefruit / 4671 posts
I don't unless it is an accident. I hate people farting around me so I try to practice what I preach.
honeydew / 7968 posts
pre-pregnancy, pretty much never unless it was an accident... now, i don't really care, but i'll try to do it softly so he can't hear. he still thinks it's really gross.
hostess / eggplant / 11068 posts
Not unless it's by accident! I'm too embarrassed! But I'll burp like a man in front of him!
apricot / 256 posts
All the time. I never once farted around my HS bf (for 3.5 years!) and the pain of holding in the farts was the worst. I farted in front of my husband by accident after only a few weeks of dating and since then never cared!
clementine / 878 posts
Now that I'm pregnant, I fart around him all the time. I just try to not fart ON him His typical response? "Good one."
GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts
I fart in front of him, but only if it is going to be an SBD (silent but deadly) and I can blame it on the dog
grapefruit / 4056 posts
I do, and for some reason he thinks it is really funny, even though he farts like 100 times more than I do ... and he even attempts to hide it in any way at home.
pineapple / 12793 posts
Nope! I don't intentionally hold it in or anything I just don't have to do it that often. Apparently, I do fart in my sleep and DH teases me endlessly.
GOLD / wonderful olive / 19030 posts
all the time, he thinks its gross wihich I find it funny. I'm also like a school girl who giggles every time I do it! I can't help it! ha
hostess / papaya / 10540 posts
Well if you can't do it in your own house, then where can you?! So, yup I do.
admin / watermelon / 14210 posts
neither of us do ever. i can't fart in front of anyone! although post olive, i have some serious gas that just isn't going away and i accidentally fart all the time!
pear / 1554 posts
We now both fart in front of each other. In the beginning, we didn't but now, years later, we do.
persimmon / 1202 posts
I try not to, but sometimes it'd be ridiculous to ALWAYS go to the other room.
nectarine / 2636 posts
Uh, yes! All the time. My dh doesn't ever fart in front of me though. Which I think is weird.
Once, my dog was laying her head on my butt while I was laying on my stomach and I let one rip. Her reaction was priceless. Hahaha
clementine / 994 posts
We have no boundaries. At all. Hubby likes to weigh himself before and after he poops and report to me the weight of the "dropped load". I'm glad we're open, too, because this pregnancy gas is AMAZING.
My cousin always says, "If you really love someone, you would smell their farts."
cantaloupe / 6164 posts
no boundaries.
we've been best friends since 8th grade, so nothing is sacred anymore. poop with the door open, fart on each other, man-burp on the regular... it's really gross, actually. when did i become a frat boy? ha..
nectarine / 2019 posts
I didn't until I got pregnant. There was not stopping me once that happened.
persimmon / 1099 posts
@boogs It's unreal! Sometimes it's like creeping death and other times just tons of air almost out of nowhere!
coffee bean / 45 posts
NO!!! hah . We're VERY private people. He doesn't fart or burb in front of me EVER. But since being pregnant I've let out what I thought would be like the small intake of breath burb and turns out to be a BELCHER! haha. We both laugh and know it's pregnancy related but he looks at me with a mix of horror/shock whenever it happens
hostess / wonderful persimmon / 25556 posts
Yup. It started as an accident now I just don't care. He's seen me with food poisoning, he can deal with a few toots here and there.
hostess / wonderful grape / 20803 posts
haha, yes. before pregnancy it was more of on occasional thing (like if I really haaaad to fart). now, my gas is uncontrollable, wallpaper peeling gas and i just let it fly. poor DH.
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