(Warning -poop talk)

So as some of you may know, LO pooped on our fancy comforter while I was out over the weekend. Daddy put it in the washing machine and it shredded it to pieces.

Today I had 4 mo DS on the bed, on the new comforter but he was on an a&a blanket.
I saw the poop face come on and saw the poop about to come out the side of the diaper. To stop him from pooping on the bed (again) I grabbed him and took him to the changing table.

I waited till I thought he was done......wrong.....poop shot out at the speed of light. I tried to catch it with the diaper, but then he started peeing and got himself in the face....mouth, eyes, nose.
He started choking on his own pee, so I grabbed a paper towel to try to soak it up.

In doing so, I neglected his bottom half. Poop went everywhere, then he stuck his arms and legs in it. He was pretty much covered in it.

So yeah. I took him to the bathtub and put him in it, then got a jug and rinsed it all off. Then I put him on a towel while I actually filled the bath. We just got finished with our much needed bath.

I'm sure I will have plenty more of these experiences to come.

What is your grossest poop story, or dirty boy story?