kiwi / 705 posts
Today my daughter (3.5 fully potty trained) was sitting on the potty and climbed off and peed on the floor as a joke. She was very proud of herself and I totally lost it. Not my best parenting moment, but really?!?
honeydew / 7622 posts
Last night T ate the glob of hand sanitizer instead of its intended use. She's been using it for months. Extra points that DH and I in unison yelled don't eat that in a restaurant and another parent looked over and commented how she does not miss those days.
pear / 1503 posts
So many of these are hilarious.
We started potty training DS a few weeks ago, so all things pee and poop are fascinating. For the last several days he's been leaning really far forward on his potty to watch the poop come out and says, woooah, BIIIIIIIG poop!!!" And then jumps around clapping his hands shouting how big it is. This is even when it is a micro poop. Thursday evening he had 4 small poops in 30 mins, but that were all BIIIIIIIIG! Kid is a bit of an exaggerator.
wonderful pea / 17279 posts
LO climbed two steps Saturday morning and then by Saturday afternoon he climbed all 17! He only paused to take a breather on stair 14. We HAVE to get a move on purchasing all the safety stuff the baby proofer recommended.
nectarine / 2951 posts
My 3.5 year old dragged his fingers on the dirty supermarket floor... down the entire aisle He was sitting in the car cart. I hate those stupid carts... He's so gross.
cantaloupe / 6171 posts
Today lo1 (3yo) smushed banana on her cheek. And rubbed her open faced pbj all over her chin. And thought it was hilarious. Wtf??
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