AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Why, USPS, WHY???

So I finally bought wondfos online. so I don't spend a fortune on HPTs again. I bought these on Monday of last week from Amazon, and figured they'd get here by Saturday. No such luck, but the did make it to the state on Saturday. Great. Should be here Monday - just as well, that's 10 DPO, no point testing before then anyway. Except I never remember bank holidays. OK, fine, surely they'll be here Tuesday. Nope. Despite leaving the capitol at 2 AM on Saturday, they didn't make it to town (two hours from there) til 1 PM today. So no HPTs for me!

Come on! I just bought DD bras on Saturday, and I'm already spilling out of them. I don't need miracle-gro boobs! I HAVE to be pregnant, or I'm going to end up considering a breast reduction. My back aches from them already.