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@mrs. bird: whatever, I'm wearing my juicy dress made out of towels today, soooo I can sit where I please. Thankyouverymuch.

@ScarletBegonia: That's great to hear! I'm currently pregnant and my DH is aussie, so we ordered a bunch of baby bonds online at their recent 40% sale. I'm so excited to get them!

@MrsTiz: @mrs. bird: do you guys know how much it hurts to laugh snort coffee? oh my god. HAHAHAHA.

@Rainbow Sprinkles: Like.

I used to be really loyal to Coach but I had a small repair needed on the handle of a bag recently and they said they wouldn't fix it and offered me 40% off another bag :-/.

Other than that, I like Clinique for face cleansing, Sephora for all my makeup needs, and Dove for hair care (better than salon brands in my experience).

@blackbird: I don't know how that Vlasic comment got looked over, I seriously snorted coffee out of mouth! I am also team Claussen

@photojane: Sometimes I think we were meant to be friends - Heinz ketchup is the *only* ketchup!!

So, my brand loyalties speak a lot to my priorities... haha

LOVE:
Vitamix - I don't splurge on much, but I will now always own a Vitamix. If it dies after its 7 year warranty expires, I will definitely buy another!
All-Clad - After trying cheaper SS pans, I finally got an All-Clad and am so in love. I can't sing its praises enough!
KitchenAid - Everything I've owned from them has been amazing! Mixer (obv), can opener, spatula, pizza cutter... I just love them!

DISLIKE:
Calphalon - Every single piece is flaking. I don't put them in the dishwasher and only use wooden spatulas, so I highly doubt it's from improper use. I do use my dishes A LOT, so it's possible I out-use them, but I need to spend my money on dishes I don't have to replace annually.
Hamilton Beach - It seems like all my appliances I registered for from my wedding were Hamilton Beach (coffee pot, toaster oven, waffle maker, electric can opener, panini press). Everything died after 3 years, and it wasn't even used that often

@blackbird: Um... Why the hell is britney spears walking with a gangster lean? And why are her pants so long? Can't she afford a seamstress!?! I mean, I have short girl problems but even I don't let my pants get stepped on by my shoes. It's like a weird nails on chalk board kind of feels. That's really all I want to know in this entire thread.

And... pickles. Claussen Pickles. Eat them all!

@swurlygurl: Oh I know!! Bummer that they didn't work for you though!!

@lilyann: There are other browsers besides Google????

@.twist.: maybe her butt is too juicy and it's uncomfortable.

Super long pants were IN back in the day!

@.twist.: I always thought you and I could be really good friends IRL, but if you have to ask why Brittany Spears walks with a gangster lean.. I don't know anymore. She's the OG.

It's at Kohls, biatch.

@MrsTiz: I don't want to risk our pending IRL friendship, can I just say it threw me off guard because she's usually always so classy.

ETA: can someone PLEASE tell me how to italicize shit?

@.twist.: < i > werrrrdd < / i > = werrrrrd

@.twist.: lmao shhh, no one saw it but us

Why can't I figure out this italics thing?

And yes, that is my only contribution to this thread.

This is too much trouble and I will never be this brilliant again

@MrsTiz: hahahaha you're my favorite.

now we can forever be mysterious and sly

ok y'all, pack it up. @LBee: just won the thread. We can all go home now

@ShootingStar: That's crap about Coach! I have a leather laptop bag (it was a gift from my bougie MIL) and I have had it repaired like 100 times for 100 different things and I just pay $20 for shipping. (Though I think they should cover the shipping honestly.)

PS I love this thread You can't sit with us!!!

@MrsTiz: Your response to that meme was the best thing I've seen on the internet today. I just coughed pretzels up my nose.