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He gets a little too excited to see certain people and you can see that...

He jumps on everyone and goes nuts when they first come over. He's a schnauzer so he isn't huge but it's super annoying and often his claws scratch legs.

Embarrassing- when my cat crawls all over people.

Annoying- When my dog barks.

One of our cats has a very fine and abrupt line between "I love that, keep doing it it more servile human" and "You touched me too much; I will cut you and bleed you". His body language is not the most transparent...you have to know him for quite a while before you can start learning to interpret that you are approaching the line and might want to retreat with your skin unbroken. We try to warn visitors, but, he's so fluffy and adorable and sweet until suddenly he isn't.

Our dog loves to be petted, like all the time. Whenever someone comes to the door she thinks they are there to see her. She will not leave them alone unless they stop touching her for about 5 minutes, but she head butts them until she just gives up. She is a lovely dog, she is just needy.

My dogs are aggressive crotch and butt sniffers around new people

@.twist.: That's what I call my dog's junk as well. When he's super happy, whether outdoors or someone says anything about food, his lipstick just appears. My other dog like to lick, all day everyday. When strangers come over she will not stop sniffing and then licking them. I die each time!

My beagle loved to run out of our bedroom with my bra and/or panties. Seemed to happen most when we had company!

embarrassing: the littler box is in the bathroom and whenever i go to use the bathroom they insist on coming in and using their litter box... only their poops are the stinkiest, most awful things in the world, so i'm always worried that people will think that i was the one making such a stink in the bathroom when it is in fact the cats.

annoying: for winnie, it's her love for all things paper, thin plastic or cotton (cotton balls, q-tips, etc), i can't have toilet paper on the holder anymore! i have to lock it in the cabinet or she turns it to confetti- even unopened packages, she will chew through the plastic wrapping and pull out the paper towels or toilet paper and destroy it. yesterday she ate through a plastic bag to get to a gift bag, which she then at a hole through also she thinks she should be able to climb you, like your skin, up your legs. for wilson, he bolts out the door every time i open it and he likes to sleep laying across my neck, which was cute when he was super tiny, but now he's over ten pounds and i feel like he's choking me!

this is what happens when winnie has five minutes with a pkg of toilet paper

My cat humps blankets. Like ridiculously long, intimate, involved humping sessions. And yes he is fixed.

our old lab was an aggressive "ball thumper" as my husband said. That is how she greeted all males, but shoving her nose there and shoving it upward. Our new lab puppy is the same way, she has sacked him so many times! I think its funny... but guests done appreciate it.

@MrsScottish: LOL!!!!!! Ball thumper!!! I have 2 labs!!! I can relate 100%!!!

Embarrassing: he screams - not like a dog, more like a human woman being murdered - whenever someone comes to the door. It's seriously not a noise I've ever heard come out of a dog before.

Annoying: he needs an audience when he eats. He won't eat and barks until someone comes into the kitchen to watch him eat. It was cute/funny at first, but now it's sooooo annoying.

@snowjewelz: My dog's most embarrassing thing is trying to eat people; however, your story reminded me of this weekend...

Our dog is a humper when you're laying on the floor. So this weekend I was laying on DD's floor playing with her, and DH comes in and pretends to hump my leg like our dog (we have strange senses of humor I guess). We laughed it off and he left. DD (14 months) proceeds to climb over my leg and do a PERFECT imitation of her father. I was mortified and yet couldn't stop laughing!!

@shutterbug : Hahaha I'm seriously laughing out loud so hard over your description of your screaming dog

She whines. She gets up next to you, sits down, you think everything is great, here's this dog who wants to sit near me. Then the whining starts. Quiet at first, like she's breathing funny. Then you hear it hmm, hmm, hmm. Then the eyes start going and she looks at you. Don't make contact. If you make contact, she will roll over and start flailing her legs all over the place, scratching you, making loud sneezing and roaring noises because she can't breathe upside down.

Haha, I love reading all of your stories

I don't have a dog of my own, but as many of you know I board dogs. I absolutely hate when I'm out walking with a dog, and they will take a massive dump right in front of someone. We could be in a big empty field, and not see anyone for half an hour, but then the minute we happen upon someone else, out comes the poop. It doesn't happen all the time, but when it does...it's so awkward. I'm like, "Oh don't mind me, just bagging some poop here..." and then you have to carry around this bag of poop until you find a trash can. And anyone you pass just KNOWS what you are holding.

Maybe I am just over-sensitive to carrying poop.

@magnolia: Is that a puggle????