coconut / 8079 posts
@mrsrain: exactly this! We weren't allowed to use fart either. It was always pass gas. Not sure what we will say with LO.
clementine / 995 posts
We usually say poot.
If we accidentally pass gas and it is audible we will say, "Did you hear that barking tree spider?" or "I think I just stepped/sat on a frog." We are weird.
GOLD / pineapple / 12662 posts
We use *toot* for LO.
@HabesBabe: What is the Vietnamese word? Could you spell it out phonetically?
I am DYING at: popper, shoot a bunny, breezer, and fritters!!!
pomegranate / 3716 posts
We made up the word, "blup", we talk about farting all the time, we're so mature
Also, I can't remember where I heard it, but I heard a saying, "Children are like farts, the only ones you can stand are your own." So sometimes I'll tell him to "keep your kids to yourself", ha!
grapefruit / 4400 posts
@MsLipGloss: it's "dit"... it sounds pretty much the way it's spelled!
nectarine / 2262 posts
So, don't judge... DH and I say cropdust. Like "Did you just crop dust?" Hahaha. We will NOT use that with a future LO... probably just pass gas, or maybe toot.
But definitely not fart! I think it's crude.
admin / wonderful grape / 20724 posts
I used to tell Charlie, "I think I just heard a barking spider!". Now he says the same thing...
papaya / 10473 posts
DH has all kinds of weird terms for it... Usually he says "Damn ducks" or "I think I just stepped on a barking spider". When we first got married, I told him that over X amount of farts a day indicates a medical problem, so now he usually says "Sorry about my medical problem." and laughs. lol.
pomelo / 5000 posts
@MrsADS: we use that if you walked through the room and did it. Or it followed you.
Anyone say barking spiders?
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