There's always so many extremes on the show. I feel like I'm just kind of average and I don't have a complete opposite to swap with.
There's always so many extremes on the show. I feel like I'm just kind of average and I don't have a complete opposite to swap with.
cantaloupe / 6692 posts
Actually now that I thinkabout it, they would probably switch me with someone who is rich and a socialite and lives the luxury life.
I'm broke and so down to earth it would be a comedy to watch me try and fit in. Bahahahaha
pomelo / 5228 posts
They would switch me with a gun-loving, processed food eating redneck! I have no idea how I would stand stepping into Walmart (not because its beneath me, but because they are a horrible company).
ETA: or Sarah Palin! *shudder*
cantaloupe / 6692 posts
@Mrs.Someone: Lol!! We are gun loving rednecks! We don't eat processed food though. And my DH works for a walmart distribution center so you'd really be in trouble! I guess they would switch us! Hahahaha
blogger / nectarine / 2010 posts
@Mrs.Someone: in other words, you would be switched with me.
pomegranate / 3890 posts
@Danizaur: yup they would switch me with a rich high class societal family too. Lol!
pomelo / 5228 posts
@Danizaur: @Mrs. Polish: No, I don't think I would be switched with either of you! I'm thinking of Honey Boo Boo like people, neither of you apply!
pomelo / 5228 posts
Actually, most of us aren't eligible, they look for people on the extremes who love to create drama. HB would be a totally different place if women like that were here
papaya / 10570 posts
They'd swap me with a stay-at-home, cloth nappy using, TV banning, home schooling, vegan yoga fanatic, who cooks all her own baby purees and breastfeeds her toddler. And I'd fail miserably at her life!
pomegranate / 3003 posts
A family that adhered to strict gender roles, homeschooled (i'm in public education), was super religious, socially conservative, and frequently ate fast/heavily processed food would be our polar opposite.
cantaloupe / 6692 posts
@Mrs.Someone: Yeah HB couldn't qualify. Even opposites get along here.
papaya / 10570 posts
@Arden: I wonder how it would pan out?? There's no denying that I would find your choices very demanding and I would visibly struggle (I'd probably end up crying on screen!). I suspect V would scream the entire time (missing her mummy) and I would end up with back pain from wearing her the first week - and probably want to sleep train Ferber style the second week. What do you think would happen when you moved into my house?
pomegranate / 3580 posts
I'd probably get switched with a super loud and obnoxious, up-tight family I'm very quiet, reserved and laid-back.
papaya / 10343 posts
Probably some neat freak who is super scheduled and "by the books"? We are a very casual household that just sort of goes with the flow.
Don't think I'm extreme enough to be on the show though.
Edited because I just thought of something better! Maybe with a super active outdoorsy family? I don't like outside. Or like, doing stuff outside my house. I'm a super homebody!
pear / 1799 posts
@Danizaur: This is the BEST question!!!
I'm a totally 'granola' 'lives in the pacific northwest' 'vegetarian', haha ... Sooo, I'm guessing a big-city mom with a really strict schedule, lots of money, and who doesn't really care about consuming crap food.
honeydew / 7589 posts
I'd be odd to match up, because while I'm a homeschooled/homeschooling and religious, I'm also politically liberal and "crunchy".
papaya / 10570 posts
@Vegmama: That's me - without the money.
Ugh, why am I everyone's anti-mom?!!
pear / 1799 posts
@Cherrybee: HAHAHA! I think you're absolutely lovely!
I think I'm more of the "take a look at this lady" kind of character on the show. You're the normal one!
papaya / 10570 posts
@Vegmama: But I bet while I'm upsetting your family by writing the schedule on a big piece of paper and sticking it up on the lounge wall, getting all bent out of shape when family members don't hang their coats up or put their shoes away because "I just don't have time for this!", my husband will be chomping on mung beans and feeling more healthy than he has done for years!
honeydew / 7586 posts
I am pretty socially awkward and I hate parties and being around a lot of people, so I'd be a good match for someone who is super outgoing.
Or a conservative religious family. I am very much pro-choice and pro-marriage equality.
pomegranate / 3003 posts
I would like to rephrase my answer. They would have to switch me with a Juggalo. Whoop whoop.
honeydew / 7811 posts
@Danizaur: I can be a total stress case, worrier and control freak sometimes, so they'd switch me with someone really spontaneous, laid back, messy, etc. and it would cause me to have heartburn
blogger / coconut / 8306 posts
@deerylou: what is a juggalo? I don't know.
Oh man I loved them back in the day.
pomegranate / 3791 posts
A family that is very conservative, loves guns and hunting, and isn't really close/affectionate with their kids.
pomegranate / 3003 posts
@Mrs. Jump Rope: Hah! I just spit out my juice. Magnets....how do they work?
pomegranate / 3729 posts
Someone very type A. Scheduled and super clean. I am neither of those things.
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts
Someone who is very organized and requires a spotless house, while shuttling kids to a million activities and responsible for elaborate dinners every day while the father is either a workaholic or lazy and doesn't help a bit.
I'm super casual and laid back, my house looks lived in and I am the queen of crockpot or 30 minute dinners.
I also tend to be more crunchy so someone who eats crap all the time...
Oh - someone who lives on a full fledged farm in the middle of nowhere. Ugh I would hate that.
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts
@Cherrybee: hahahaha. Don't feel had, that's partially me though too! Except that I watch a lot of tv
clementine / 984 posts
Like @Mrs. Pen:, I'd be swapped with someone who's a clean freak/chore obsessed mom of many (who may SAH not by choice but by demand) who's married to a controlling/bossy man.
DH and I are pretty laid back, liberal, and share responsibility pretty equally, so being in a very strict traditional gender-role focused home would killlllll me. Whenever I do flip across that show there's usually some lazy or bossy SO that I just want to smack!
GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts
Someone who lives on a farm. I am sure having me do farm labor would be comical.
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
A neat freak who has the whole house under control, exercises religiously, doesn't consume sugar or caffeine and who hates technology.
Although...I aspire to be some of those things haha.
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts
@indi: yeah I totally could not handle a spouse who doesn't help at all... No tolerance for that!
@pui: hoarders!! ugh that would be the worst!
pineapple / 12234 posts
@mrs. wagon: haha yes!!
@Mrs. Pen: I think you and I would be swapped except the meals I make aren't that cool but I do bake often. And...we do sometimes eat processed crap!
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