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I was probably his worst date.

Oh my gosh thats crazy! Wow!
Worst for me was when I still lived in MN. I met a guy at the mall of America to hang out. eat/shop etc...
Well he wanted to go on one of the rides in the little amusement park in the middle. The log ride. Yes a log ride but I had been on it before and knew if I sat in the middle or back I would not get wet. So we go on this ride and he is sitting behind me. We go through this dark "cave" and he grabs me around the head, tilts my head back and plants this nasty kiss on me. Like forceful nasty kiss. I dont know if he seriously thought it was some perfect moment or what, but I was trying to pull away and it was such an awkward angle plus 100% initiated by him, it hurt too with how my kneck was bent. I actually smacked the side of his head and was like WTF dude!

I went on a date my freshman year of college with a guy who took me to Chilis and proceeded to tell me that he was 30 something (he was the friend of a friends boyfriend and had told her he was early 20s) with a little boy who he would love to have call me "mommy." (Um hi, first date and youre pegging me as the mom at 18 yeas old?) and then said we could go watch a movie at his house...but he was living on his ex wife's couch in her house. I declined. It was so awkward

I passed on the movie and didnt speak to my friend for a WHILE after that lol.

@LivsMama: oh my gosh - AWKWARD!
@Rescuemom10: Yeah, he deserved a smack across the head!!
@chopsuey119: haha - that is great. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that date.
@artbee: sometimes it's better when they're up front about things, you get to know that you don't want to know this person any better sooner rather than later!

My worst date was a set-up and he, in general, is a nice guy but totally not smooth. The evening we first met, he kissed me and then asked if we could "just do it." I literally screamed in his face, "Are you for real?? NO way!!!" Ugh. Gross horny boys!

@mrs. wagon: LOL right?! I hadnt thought about that date in YEARS! Im having a great laugh over it now though hahaha!

@MrsLMA: haha that's so funny! Glad it worked out that you can be friends, he sounds fun!

Mine is a toss up:

Worst Date #1: Met a guy online and took me to Ruby Tuesdays where he proceeded to do nothing but talk about his ex fiancé and how his life was ruined. His idea of a good time was then just walking the mall we were at saying how perfect she was. When I got home he was already on AIM and sent me an IM saying "I think we should start a purely sexual relationship, what do you think?" Uhh no..

Worst Date 2: Tried a blind date at a movie theatre. I'm a chubby short red head and very full figured. I get into the theatre and see this maybe 5 foot on his best day asian dude. This guy at most weighed 90lbs soaking wet and looked NOTHING like I was told about! I was slightly uncomfortable at the weight difference which was DRASTIC but he seemed nice enough. He proceeds to tell me he spent the entire day at the theatre alone seeing
"mean girls" because Lindsay Lohan was in it and he has a serious fetish for red heads......great. He then takes me to see some bizarre Jaime Fox movie and when the movie begins literally says he can't take it anymore and BITES me! Saying I'm too sexy and we should just go back to his motel 6. The date ends with an awesome trip to Wendy's where he proclaimed we were soul mates. Why the hell I went to Wendy's is beyond me, I guess I felt bad for the kid!

I met a guy at a club in my early twenties. He called me and asked me out on a Friday night. So during our phone convo, he kept asking me questions that led me to believe that it would be a fancy date. Like "What type of wine do you like?" "Are you a fan of lobster and oysters?" "Would you mind if the restaurant was dim/candle lit?". Stuff like that. So I figured we must be going to a nice/semi-nice restaurant. I got super dressed up that night, did my hair extra special, wore a pretty fancy black dress, my fancy purse, dress heels..everything. He shows up at my house in a Nike T-shirt and khaki shorts with leather sandals. I felt SO stupid and embarrassed. We ended up going to a REALLY casual Mexican restaurant. Yes, we had house wine, lobster tacos and there was one votive candle on the table. I was for sure the most dressed up person there. He then asks me if he thought we were going somewhere nicer. I said no that it was totally fine. But he kept bringing it up/making fun of me about it all night because he knew it was making me feel embarrassed. What a jerk.

@mediagirl: we were sitting in his car listening to some of his music (he was a lawyer and a musician). he says "how's this for an icebreaker.." and swooped over to my side for a kiss! I literally turned and balled up into fetal position while screaming NOOO!!"

He was so shocked. HAHA

I told my mom about it later and she gave me a high five.
First and only high five I've gotten from my mom.

I have two that I'll share! The first guy was from match.com and totally lied through his teeth on his profile. Not only was he much shorter than he claimed, he looked absolutely nothing like his pictures. In the pictures he was toned and fit and in person he was morbidly obese. Major false advertising. I don't even remember the date much, at least we didn't go to dinner - but I remember I stayed as long as I could possibly stand it then hightailed it out of there.

The second was a guy I met at a party and he asked me out to a date. I accepted and the day before he asked where we should meet. That question came as a bit of a shock since HE asked ME out, so why would he ask me to set a meeting place? I found out once we met up that not only did he lie about living in the city (this is so common in NY) that he had no idea what to do on the date, hadn't made any kind of plans and worse put it all on me. Um, the guy is supposed to do all that to take the pressure off the girl on a first date, plus um YOU asked ME out.

I pulled myself together and suggested we go for a drink then see a movie. He actually made me pay for our drinks which was a huge turnoff, then when we got to the theatre he asked me to pay for my own ticket and I realized I had left my wallet at the bar which was about a 20 minute subway ride away and we would miss the movie. He was actually pissed at me and gave me a lot of attitude for leaving my wallet.

Um, if you hadn't made me pay for drinks and actually maybe had a plan for the date then maybe that wouldn't have happened! Yes, he did ask me out again and no I didn't return his call.

@artbee: oh no that's awful!!

The worst date I had was with a really sweet guy in college. We were friends & had several classes together & after I broke up with a guy I was dating we hung out at a party one night & started talking. He asked me out & I said yes even though I wasn't really sure if I was into him "like that". He was soo sweet, got his car washed, opened the door for me, etc, etc, etc but I just was NOT feeling it He asked me if I wanted a piece of gum after dinner & I said "no thanks" & hopped into the passenger seat before he could open the door for me. LOL! I was mean We are still friendly on facebook & such, nice nice guy! I just really didn't feel attracted to him.

He lit a fart on fire in front of a group of people.