Here's what mine would do:
He'd buy a million watches set to a million different cities around the world.
When people ask for him the time. He would ask them back to specify which city?
When an old person asks him for the time. He would you use his cell phone to respond because old people hate that.
When he is not telling people the time he will be like his dentist and floss!

I married a fool.

What have we learned? He must be a savvy shopper to buy a million watches for $1,000,000 dollars including tax. He feels the need to represent every city of the world not just the dozen time zones. He likes to aggravate senior citizens. And lastly, when he becomes a millionaire his arms will grow and grow to accommodate all those watches.

Please share your favorite hypothetical Q&A with your SO!