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Oh gosh, it all seems pretty normal to me now! I've caught vomit, been puked/pooped/peed on, scooped poop out of the tub, used a qtip to encourage pooping, picked noses when the bulb/nose frida didn't work...

Just this weekend I picked through my DD's vomit to see if she had gotten into something she wasn't supposed to. Then DH & I poked at a few weird looking pieces of something to decide if it was cheese or some foreign object. Fun stuff.

Caught his throw up in my hands and held it there until he was finished throwing up... and I wasn't grossed out by it at all.

When my daughter recently had the stomach bug she would basically only throw up as she was nursing and so she threw up on me A LOT. And I would basically roll her more onto me so she'd get sick on me instead of the bed, etc. I also have a vague recollection of her spitting up in my mouth one time but I think I've quasi-blocked that one out.

We cloth diaper and spraying poopy diapers does not bother me one bit but I often think about how other people would probably find the practice pretty gross.

Neither of things are particularly unusual though so we have been lucky so far!

@josina: I had to wipe her nose with my mitten once when I forgot tissues. That seemed less gross than letting it run into her mouth and chin.

Also being puked on when the toddler had a stomach bug. The snot sucker is pretty gross. But we've probably had it pretty lucky relatively speaking.

@mrsrain: yup...the puke...it amazes me how it just doesnt phase me...

Mine are...grabbing K to let her puke on me while I run her to the bathroom...DH cant believe being puked on doesnt phase me...

When K was real little...she puked in my mouth twice...it was exorcist style and I didnt know it was coming...I was holding her facing me and she just spewed while my mouth was open...needless to say I got sick 2 days later...

@lovehoneybee: me too!!

Poop in tub, DS has puked down my shirt and all over me, cleaned bodily fluid off of various surfaces.

Kids are gross

I've been puked on and pooped on. K pooped in the bath while I was in there with her (so gross, it was BF baby poop so it went everywhere). M frequently spit up into my bra.

Poor DH has been sprayed with projectile poop, and while he was using the suction bulb on K, the boogers shot out into his face. So gross.

spit up in my mouth. Held her up as a baby a long time after eating, thought I was safe but it was straight shot of spit up right into my mouth, I about puked myself.

I took a gross booger from her with my bare hands today. It was pretty nasty. But I've also been vomited on and once I got pooped on in the car and it was so bad I had to go home without pants on.

Cleaning DD's poop out of the baby tub. It was so gross. I wore gloves. The husband ran away gagging.

@josina: Haha, thanks!

Is it sad that these don't even seen gross to me anymore?

I've bare handed boogers, vomit, poop, pee. It all washes off.

DD threw up while I was in line at the Post Office. Half was on the floor, half in my hand. It was A LOT of it. I just froze with it in my hands, all over DD who was standing in the pool on the floor. I had to ask one of the post office workers for paper towels and some guy in line handed me a trash can. Everyone was staring. Ugh. Awful because it was disgusting and in public.

Also, pooping her pants while at a restaurant and having to run through the restaurant while trying not to touch her butt full of poop. And trying not to make a mess in the bathroom. Also awful.

Today I picked something out of my daughter's poop because I couldn't tell what it was. I seriously picked it out and was examining it because I did not remember her eating anything like that (she's only 7months and not eating a lot of food).

And she also had a huge vomit today (not a spitup but a full on vomit) and I caught it in my hands, but I had my phone in one hand so I caught it on my phone. No damage to the phone but I just found some dried crusty vomit on it.