I think it's "sleep when the baby sleeps." I really couldn't!
Pretty much all the sleep advice just added to my anxiety in the beginning, actually!
What about you?
Batshit crazy advice welcome!
I think it's "sleep when the baby sleeps." I really couldn't!
Pretty much all the sleep advice just added to my anxiety in the beginning, actually!
What about you?
Batshit crazy advice welcome!
pear / 1946 posts
I agree - sleep when baby sleeps. FDD was colicky and only slept on us, and only for short periods of time. And I'm a horrible sleeper and napper, so it was just out of the question.
papaya / 10570 posts
Enjoy every second, they grow so fast. The people who say this have either a) never had a baby or b) forgotten what its like!
pomegranate / 3231 posts
Also the bit about letting the house go. Don't worry about dishes and laundry?! Uh, eventually you need clean stuff!
cherry / 249 posts
@Applesandbananas: I hate those words with a PASSION! My two neighbors are both great grandmas and they double-teamed me yesterday going on and on about how adorable it was that I was so excited that we have our first baby on the way and was chalk full of "just you wait" type condescending statements. I get it. Babies are hard. Why are you trying to ruin this for me, you know?
papaya / 10570 posts
@ElbieKay: I totally agree with you! I find if you let the house go, everything is 100 times more difficult - you can't find stuff, you stand on things! - and it makes you feel depressed too. It implies that having a newborn is easy, its *you* that's making it hard by having unreasonable expectations of, you know, a clean cup to put your coffee in!
pomegranate / 3331 posts
In the early weeks "don't let your baby use you as a pacifier, she clearly can't still be hungry". Um, a) she ate a ton and gained like crazy and b) she was setting my supply! Pacifiers don't do that.
And also for some reason everyone kept telling us everything gets easier at 3 months...but she was a super easy baby the first 3 months, and then hit the 4 month sleep regression... Lies!
wonderful clementine / 24134 posts
@Applesandbananas: +1. I have a friend that needs to remove this phrase from her vocabulary.
Not all kids are the same so saying "just you wait" doesn't always apply and scares people unnecessarily.
watermelon / 14206 posts
People (strangers) would ask me what I'm having and then proceed totell me horror stories about boys. Then I'd just respond by letting them know I have a 6 year old boy already. That usually either quorts them or make them declare "two boys! Watch out!" Everyone knows best.
pineapple / 12526 posts
I agree with all of these! lol. Sorry, that 30 minute nap is the only time I have to shower and Im not sleeping through it and Im not really going to enjoy a colicky baby who screams 20/24 hours a day.
I think breast is best is pretty terrible advice too, just because it isn't always. Extenuating circumstances exist and the phrase causes unnecessary guilt and anxiety.
hostess / watermelon / 14932 posts
sleep when the baby sleeps, for sure.
and before baby - "sleep now, while you can!"
I slept horribly while pregnant, and slept the best I had in months when she was born! Also..once someone figures out a way to dock sleep for later, let me know.
pomegranate / 3895 posts
Agree with, " Enjoy every second!"
Also, anyone who says you need to wake your (healthy, alert when awake etc.) baby to feed them. Eff that! My baby will tell me when she's hungry, thank you very much!
blogger / grapefruit / 4836 posts
I agree with what has already been said. Enjoy every second (because you feel like a jerk when you don't), and Just you wait (because seriously...it doesn't get worse it just changes...no need to scare these poor women!)
blogger / grapefruit / 4836 posts
@sorrycharlie: Gah! This one drove me crazy. I was on bedrest during my 2nd trimester, when I actually felt GREAT! Being stuck in bed forced to look at my poorly neglected dirty house and an empty canvas of a nursery and not be able to do anything was TORTURE! As if I can "save up" sleep minutes for later. Shesh.
coconut / 8079 posts
LO will be here any day now so I have mostly just gotten advice on being pregnant---"enjoy your sleep now, you will never ever have a good nights sleep again"---Even if that's true please just don't tell me! and those people who gush about how wonderful they felt while pregnant. Sorry I'm not one of those people who feels "better than I have ever felt in my life" while pregnant. I am beyond thankful to be pregnant but I do not feel wonderful and those comments don't help!
grapefruit / 4006 posts
ugh, "enjoy every minute" is the worst. if you are struggling, it just makes you feel so guilty and shameful that you aren't enjoying it.
cantaloupe / 6869 posts
@googly-eyes: yes! This is the worst advice especially if you have a baby who doesn't sleep. My baby has slept maybe 10-12 hours a day since he was born!!!
pomegranate / 3231 posts
@sorrycharlie: Yes! "Sleep while you can" is just as stupid as "sleep when the baby sleeps." I think the quality of my sleep is actually higher now. I never slept longer than two hours during the second half of my pregnancy anyway, and my baby is on a fairly regular 3hr cycle. So this isn't all that different.
pomegranate / 3231 posts
@SleepyMonkey: Yes, and a subset is how special breastfeeding is. Please don't try to make me feel guilty for not appreciating having my nipples shredded every three hours. It should be good enough that I'm still persisting despite pain and discomfort. I shouldn't also have to like it! If it gets easier then maybe I will feel that way, but it will happen on my own terms tyvm!
eggplant / 11408 posts
These make me feel so much better!
@jhd: for the record, I've decided (in my supreme wisdom 48 hours into it) that the hard part for me right now about baby not sleeping for long is actually that I went into labor at the end of the day, so I started out tired from being pregnant, then tired from being up for 40 hours, THEN that the baby didn't sleep. Also, these hospital beds suck. But, I'm not in so much pain that I can't breathe, so I have a feeling that the quality of sleep now will be *much* better now than when I was pregnant, even if the quantity isn't so much. Hang in there, Mama-little man is coming so soon! In the meantime, I hope you can get some rest
GOLD / wonderful pomegranate / 28905 posts
The one that drove me the most crazy is my mom repeatedly saying give formula and she will sttn. Yeah, no mom. Formula isn't the answer to all. My nephew was on all formula and didn't sttn. And she's the one that does night waking so I don't know why she kept insisting on it!!
persimmon / 1273 posts
@jhd: I've been sleeping better or the same with a newborn. And at least when I'm up, there is a cute baby (albeit maybe a little scream-y) instead of just pregnancy anxiety and discomfort.
Also this thread. Thank you all for this thread from someone whose 8-day-old son is amazing but giving us a run for our money. This stuff was just what I needed to read this morning.
kiwi / 566 posts
I definitely agree that anything that begins with "just you wait" or "enjoy your sleep now"--anything that causes the mom unneccessary fear or future guilt when things AREN'T that hard is horrible advice! I also slept better when Lettie was born than when I was pregnant.
The worst for me was "if breastfeeding hurts, you're doing it wrong." I met with a lactation consultant--I was doing everything right, baby was doing everything right, and it still really hurt for the first month or so. It's gotten better, so I think it was just an adjustment to positioning, to having a little person sucking on a sensitive part of my anatomy for hours on end, to having huge boobs that hurt my back for the first time in my life--but that advice made my early breastfeeding journey even worse because I thought I was doing everything wrong!!
coconut / 8079 posts
@LovelyPlum: i hope you get some better rest soon! when do you go home?
@gilmoregirl: good to hear. hang in there!
pomegranate / 3759 posts
Not really advice but the milestone questions. Is your baby sttn yet? Are they sitting up? Any teeth? And these questions are all asked when they are like a month old.
pomegranate / 3392 posts
Get him on a schedule! Don't let him get too attached! Don't let him manipulate you!
This thread is making me feel bad that I really did enjoy the newborn days...I'll try to remember not to mention this to my new mom friends or tell them to enjoy the first days/weeks!
pomelo / 5678 posts
To research everything. Especially in the days of internet- I think that's a good way to get neurotic. I would trust your intuition and if you aren't sure, call your pediatrician.
Also, that babies are easy and that they sleep. I had someone tell me all they do is eat sleep and poop. Um, little babies don't sleep. At least not mine.
Sleep when the baby sleeps is way too much pressure!
pomelo / 5678 posts
@ILoveLettie: yes that is bullshit. Breastfeeding hurts at first. I wish they told everyone how hard breastfeeding is at first so that when we struggle or it hurts we don't feel like we are failing.
pomelo / 5073 posts
Don't hold them all the time. You will spoil the baby. She needs to learn to cry. That's not how we did it and you turned out fine.
pomelo / 5678 posts
Honestly I hated any general guidelines like "babies eat every two hours" or your baby should do xyz. Um, no my baby ate constantly, there is nothing wrong with that. She gained like crazy and gave me a strong supply.
GOLD / squash / 13576 posts
I hated getting the question.. "are they STTN?".. that drove me crazy!
nectarine / 2936 posts
Baby isn't here yet, but I don't get all the ominous "just you wait" or "you have no idea" fear tactics either. I just don't understand why people say it. Everyone knows babies are a lot of work. Also, I'm already pregnant so if that was going to deter me it's a bit too late now!
persimmon / 1198 posts
@LovelyPlum: the same thing happened to me! I barely slept 2 hours during my 24 hour labor that started midday.
I agree with sleep when baby sleeps. DS hates napping in the PnP and by the time I lay down he's waking up. I can only nap when DH is here to take care of him.
@ILoveLettie: my mom is an LC and she told me it drives her crazy when people say that because if your finger was being sucked on all day like nipple it would hurt and the skin isn't as sensitive! She told me to count to 15 at the start and if the pain got better the latch was good. If it stayed bad or got worse try to re-latch. That helped me a ton! My hospital LC told me it shouldn't hurt though and I kinda just brushed her off
persimmon / 1363 posts
Agreed with the above. I also HATE when parents tell people who don't have kids but are planning to things like "enjoy your time /weekends/sleep because once you have kids... " as if having kids is some sort of post-apocolyptic hellscape. I still like, enjoy my weekends even if I have a baby, ha ha ha.
persimmon / 1363 posts
Oh, oh, another one - my baby is a huge eater/comfort nurser, and even when she was a brand newborn, people said things like "you shouldn't let your baby use you as a pacifier". What? Yes, my one day old baby has started her manipulation campaign early.
pineapple / 12802 posts
@Dandelion: oh man. I hear you. I have two older boys 6 & 9. I got that aaaaall the time. "oh my, 3 boys! You are going to have your hands full!" ugh. I can't really deny it, but 3 kids, no matter the gender, are a handful.
I get a lot of "are you going to try for a girl?" cue rawrs.
My baby was a terrible sleeper, I got a lot of "your baby SHOULD be sleeping through the night by now, maybe you need to do x, y, z". thanks for the tips.
nectarine / 2115 posts
@sorrycharlie: I agree! I posted on FB the other day that I was so tired and had all these newer mamas posting things like, "enjoy sleeping while you can!" Um, I haven't had a decent night sleep in MONTHS. And telling me how much worse it's going to get does NOT help.
grapefruit / 4187 posts
The urgency people clearly felt to tell me to "sleep when the baby sleeps" was SUPER annoying. I will never tell this to a new mother. When baby is sleeping, I have about a MILLION things that need to get done, like eating for the first time in two days. I slept when DH was home and taking his shift, period.
Breast is best is also not only bad advice but pretty condescending IMO. To assume that you know what is best for someone else's baby is just dumb. (unless you are a doctor and even then it's a fine line). I think anything that nourishes the baby and helps him 'thrive' is best. The second I gave up trying to breastfeed was one of the happiest moments in our lives as a new family lol.
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