I wake up, feed the cat, do the dishes, make the kids breakfast, give them hugs when they wake up, sit down at table with the kids until they're almost done eating (while Bee packs their lunch), go to bathroom to shave, come out and help brush the kids' teeth and then head out the door.

Every morning is exactly the same! There is zero fluctuation... unless one of the kids sleeps in, in which case maybe I don't shave that morning. It's basically the plot to Groundhog Day...

What's your morning parenting routine?