I've officially reached the point (32 weeks) where I look gigantic and everyone likes to tell me "I'll definitely go into labor early".. even though I'm measuring on track and have no reason to think that. I told him to expect I'd go to, or past 40 and be an immobile, grumpy whale so.. he starts looking up the longest anyone has ever been pregnant and telling me what he finds.
SERIOUSLY!? Bop.
cantaloupe / 6923 posts
Everyday lol. Sometimes I just want to strangle him! In a loving way...
GOLD / wonderful olive / 19030 posts
Yesterday he was a crabby patty!!! I think he is just getting anxious about Monday but I had to escape his attitude and went and did some shopping!
eggplant / 11287 posts
Last night. I had an emotional breakdown slash anxiety attack and I told him if he didn't leave the house I was going to physically hurt him. I have never done that before, ever! Of course he didn't leave and everything ended up being okay.
cantaloupe / 6610 posts
Yesterday when he went through my Amazon shopping cart for things I'm going to purchase today with my Amazon Mom coupon and deleted things he thinks are unnecessary, even though he has never researched any gear and is clueless... Like the Boppy pillow thing you set the baby on. He said we have so many pillows in our house, I can set her on one of those. He also thought a baby gym was unnecessary and he moved it to "save for later."
Bop.
pineapple / 12234 posts
@jholler25: Lol!
Last night, I came home with dinner for DH but had both kids with me since we had been gone all day while he was at work. He came out to the car--I thought he was going to hold DS since he was asleep and I had to grab DD in her car seat carrier, the diaper bag and some shopping bags. Instead, DH grabs his food and goes back into the house...by himself. I had to get everyone out alone...not to mention, he parked closer to me than usual so I had to twist the car seat to get DD out. I couldn't do so without scratching his car -.- BOP!
papaya / 10570 posts
Yesterday, when he painted our bathroom ceiling lime green (I really wish I was joking!). He had decided that white ceilings are boring. I had to paint it white again today and it took multiple coats to cover the green. Bop!
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts
lol probably everyday!!!
He has an obsession with throwing out food he thinks is bad... it's usually just borderline. And I get so frustrated because we pay a pretty penny to buy local, organic produce and I always find out he is throwing it out!! Ugh. Same with today. I bought a HUGE bushel of tomatoes and asked him to make tons of jars of red sauce. And he only used half the bag, claiming the rest are "moldy". Some of them may have a black spot but they're not moldy, and definitely can be cooked down to sauce. I hate seeing $$ go down the drain.
@Ali: hahahaha!!! OMG. No he did not!
coconut / 8305 posts
This morning! I do night duty every night since DH works (I work from home) and occasionally expect him to take wake up duty on his days off... well that rarely happens and this morning after 3 nights of not sleeping well I looked over at him as he opened his eyes, looked at DD, and rolled over to go back to sleep, and thought to myself that smothering him may not be such bad idea. jk but it did peeve me. lol
honeydew / 7687 posts
Ok some of these are CRACKING me up. Especially the lime green ceiling @ali !!
hostess / wonderful watermelon / 39513 posts
Last night when he laughed at my shallow belly button! Bop!
cantaloupe / 6923 posts
@mrbee: Ewwww yuck! Yes it should be a bathroom activity. Also I hate when DH cuts his toenails in the bedroom, ummm gross. Get outside!
papaya / 10560 posts
@mrbee when you floss like my husband it should be!
@anonysquire amen to that!
kiwi / 662 posts
I'd like to bop him every time he buys two containers of his brand of cottage cheese, a container of 'his' yogurt and consistently NEVER finishes them. It drives me nuts having to throw out items and waste money! I've pondered adding up the cost of each item, multiplying it by how many times he buys them each month and throwing that money in the garbage in front of him. (Pregnancy hormone crazy?!)
cantaloupe / 6923 posts
@lolabee: Ugh DH did that last week. We had a contiainer 3/4 full of sour cream and he went and bought a second one. wth? Tacos do NOT need that much sour cream.
Punch
kiwi / 662 posts
@Ali: This is quite humorous! A green ceiling?! That would definitely add some interest lol
GOLD / papaya / 10206 posts
Today- he was fixing a light fixture that needed to be adjusted in our kitchen and it wasn't going as smoothly as he hoped so he was cursing and wanting to throw things. I kept offering to help, but he wanted to get pissed all by himself! lol!
kiwi / 662 posts
@anonysquire: Boys are so weird!! I chalk mine and DH's differences on this subject from very different upbringings. Would this apply to you?
cantaloupe / 6923 posts
@lolabee: Yes that applies! He was brought up sooooooooo different than me!
kiwi / 662 posts
@anonysquire: Pretty much exact opposite for us on many levels. We've wondered a few times if it will give us a couple of extra hurdles on deciding how to raise our babies.
pear / 1743 posts
LOL about four hours ago. We went off-roading at the beach yesterday in the new SUV and he "cleaned" it last night - the garage still smelled like the ocean this morning and the front of the car still had a whole bunch of salt spray on it. Bop!
cantaloupe / 6669 posts
I want to hardcore "bop" (by "bop" I mean murder) my husband every time I catch him feeding our dog table food, or letting him give what he calls "Scooby hugs," which means he lets the dog jump on him. Our dog now begs for people food, and jumps on everybody, and it's because DH taught him to do it!
If our dog parenting is any sign of what is to come, I will be like the Von Trapp dad in the Sound of Music with tons of rules, and DH will give our kids that gummy bear vodka from Pinterest in sippy cups.
kiwi / 662 posts
@daniellemybelle: Oh boy I am with you on this one! We have an eight month old Great Dane who is 105lbs...my DH has taught her to give hugs too, to him of course - or in his mind. I lost my mind the day she jumped up on me, scratched my face and sort of punched me in the baby bump at the same time. Definitely not acceptable. I *think* he got it after that. Fingers crossed.
and LOL to this "I will be like the Von Trapp dad in the Sound of Music with tons of rules, and DH will give our kids that gummy bear vodka from Pinterest in sippy cups." I feel the same way!
GOLD / wonderful pea / 17697 posts
@jholler25: DH gave me a ton of crap when I bought a Boppy...whined about how we didn't need another pillow. I swear he won't hold E without it now! He even bought a spare to keep at my IL's house!
I almost threw a wooden spoon at DH last night when he threw out my just perfectly overripe enough for banana bread bananas without telling me. I'd been waiting for days for them to get just right. Even more derp of him because he LOVES banana bread and KNOWS exactly how ripe I want them...
apricot / 475 posts
@Runsyellowlite: I know what you mean! When DS woke up for the 4th time last night DH rolled over and whispered 'I think The baby is awake'. Oh really? I hadn't noticed, I've only been up most of the night.
pomegranate / 3244 posts
@Coco Bee: @anonysquire: Ugh DH has this thing about food he thinks is "old"....like refusing to eat chicken bought at the store last week and kept in the FREEZER until we decide to eat it, or leftovers that are more than a day old. On his nights to cook he'll bitch and moan about how we have NOTHING to eat because all we have is OLD meat/produce.
I just chalk it up to how he grew up in Ecuador, where people go to buy things in the market everyday, and lots of people don't have fridges/freezers.
But still, sooooo annoying!
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts
@FutureMrsMcK: DH knows to NEVER throw away bad bananas. As soon as they turn brown, I throw them in the freezer to eventually make banana bread 
or smoothies.
Also - DH LOVED the boppy more than I did and even used it more! he's so funny.
cantaloupe / 6630 posts
All weekend. Golf was on TV all-the-time! If it wasn't golf it was soccer or NFL and the whole time he was obsessing over his fantasy team.
BOP!!!!
bananas / 9227 posts
Yesterday when we were at the in-laws. His dad wanted to try to put LO to sleep, but then got bored and called him over. They were talking with the window fully open while feeding here. Afterwards, he claimed she didn't want to sleep!!! Arrrrrghh, I threw him the stink eye x 100 after that comment!
persimmon / 1396 posts
@runsyellowlites: I think we have all had that thought in the middle of the night!
honeydew / 7687 posts
@daniellemybelle dying of laughter re:"If our dog parenting is any sign of what is to come, I will be like the Von Trapp dad in the Sound of Music with tons of rules, and DH will give our kids that gummy bear vodka from Pinterest in sippy cups. " We both spoil our dog so bad.. but he's only 15 lbs so it's not quite so bad when he jumps up (right??! that is what I tell myself)
@FutureMrsMcK LOL i try to hide bananas to let them overripen for baked goods and my husband just finds them and EATS them.. i need to write on them i guess!
@travelgirl1 I hear that, glad the Ryder Cup is over
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