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Worst movie you've ever seen

By .twist. Apr 9, 2013

Yesterdays unpopular but loved movies thread got me thinking. What movie do you despise, have you walked out of the theatre on or generally hated?

Two movies really come to mind for me:

Joe's Apartment. My brother thought I might like it, but singing cockroaches actually make me want to hurt things.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I am usually an insane vampire fan (sans Twilight) and so I was expecting this movie to be maybe cheesy but entertaining. It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Ever. I rented it on our video on demand and never finished it. So if I would have been in the theatre, I would have walked out.

(I generally hate twilight too, but I tried to be more creative than that one!)

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regberadaisy
GOLD / wonderful pomegranate / 28905 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Must Love Dogs. Worst. movie. ever. My husband and I wanted to claw our eyes out; my MIL wanted to watch it.
Honeybee
pomelo / 5178 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Zombie Strippers? It was awful.
.twist.
pineapple / 12802 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@regberadaisy: I IMDB'd this one because I've never heard of it. I'm sad that John Cusack was in it, I usually like him.

@Honeybee: I'm having a hard time even fathoming the plot line! LOL
yerpie110
nectarine / 2771 posts

Apr 9, 2013

from dusk till dawn. c'mon george clooney! that was before the vampire explosion but i've hated all things vampire since this movie.
yourekindapretty
apricot / 340 posts

Apr 9, 2013

hahaah yea - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was pretty bad!
HLK208
pineapple / 12234 posts

Apr 9, 2013

"How Do You Know" it had Reese Witherspoon, Owen Wilson and Paul Rudd so I thought it might be good but there was absolutely no point to the movie. It was terrible.
Honeybee
pomelo / 5178 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@.twist.: Strippers apparently turn into sexpots when they are zombified. One stripper gets accidentally turned into a zombie and ends up making so much more money (because of her new found talents) other strippers in her club decide to purposefully get bitten so they can compete. It's basically soft core porn with zombies (I guess there's a market for this stuff?). Thanks to DH's friend for that recommendation.
.twist.
pineapple / 12802 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@yerpie110: haha! That is one of my favs! It's what made me start thinking George Clooney was a total fox.

@HLK208: Wow, I would totally think that sounded good too. I like all those actors!
jmarionsmith
nectarine / 2132 posts

Apr 9, 2013

powder. ugh.
.twist.
pineapple / 12802 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@Honeybee: HAHA. oh my.
rachiecakes
coconut / 8279 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Beer Fest. just dumb. and I like dumb funny movies.
avivoca
watermelon / 14467 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Bullet to the Head. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I paid to watch it. DH of course loved it, but it is not Sylvester Stallone's best work. I think the best part was that I recognized the bourbon that he drinks.
DillonLion
GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@.twist.: Haha I love Joe's Apartment!
Mrs. Cowgirl
blogger / nectarine / 2687 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@HLK208: yes!!!! I just went to go look up the title on that one -- it was SO bad I didn't bother to remember the name.
.twist.
pineapple / 12802 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@highwire: haha! I believe it has it's following (my brother is definitely one of them!). Throughout the entire movie I kept looking over at him like "ok.... when are you going to tell me this is a joke". We usually have such similar tastes that I was really surprised by this one. I can't even remember most of it except that he was a slob and the roaches loved him and sang. messed up!
mrsmenow
persimmon / 1479 posts

Apr 9, 2013

All About Steve with Sandra Bullock, only movie I have ever turned off.Project X was pretty terrible too.
yerpie110
nectarine / 2771 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@.twist.: aw haha. he was the redeeming part of the movie! i have to say, i don't think i can ever get the image of all the limbs being stuck into holes to block sunlight out of my head. i am rather squeemish though.
loveisstrange
pineapple / 12526 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@Honeybee: I actually classify Zombie Strippers as awesomely bad. lol. I love awful campy horror movies.

The Matrix Revolutions, the only movie I have ever walked out of and demanded my money back.

DH said Freddy Got Fingered.
.twist.
pineapple / 12802 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@zippylef: Oh wow! You even demanded your money back! That's awesome! haha
yerpie110
nectarine / 2771 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@HLK208: oh good one! seriously, how could a cast like that put together such a pitiful movie?! it was so boring and pointless i couldn't even make it till the end. and i loooooove reese and paul too!

@zippylef: have you seen piranha 3d? the best awesomely bad movie i have seen in a while, haha. maybe i should watch zombie strippers!
DillonLion
GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@HLK208: @yerpie110: YES! So bad. SO, So so so bad
MrsTiz
cantaloupe / 6800 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Piranha.
Honeybee
pomelo / 5178 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@zippylef: Usually I do too! I actually liked Abraham Lincoln: VampIre Hunter. Have you seen Troll Hunter? It's on Netflix. It's one of the best bad movies I've ever seen!
loveisstrange
pineapple / 12526 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@Honeybee: NO! I'm going to have to look it up!

@.twist.: Yep. SUCH a letdown. I think they spent 90% of the budget on that giant orgy rave scene instead of on hiring decent writers.
MrsKoala
cantaloupe / 6869 posts

Apr 9, 2013

I used to work at Blockbuster way back in the day so I would rent anything and everything. I rented Hanging Up thinking it would be cute since the cast was so good.... it was horrible. Beyond horrible. I stopped watching it after the first five minutes and I love movies so much that I always finish them. I even sat through most of the Twilight movies (blegh... )
BananaPancakes
grapefruit / 4817 posts

Apr 9, 2013

The Marine. It was a movie made for WWE Wrestlers and my father in law kept raving about it. One day it was on tv so my husband and I watched it. It was so bad. And not bad in the good way (like Twilight or Pirahna), but just bad. I didn't expect much from a WWE movie, by FIL still thinks it's amazing. Of course, he loves Steven Segal and Chuck Norris, so I should have known.
BananaPancakes
grapefruit / 4817 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@Honeybee: I am absolutely going to buy this movie for my BIL's birthday. He's a connoseiur of bad movies and this sounds so up his alley.

Edit: I just looked it up on Amazon,and there is a Zombie Strippers with Jenna Jameson, and a Zombies vs Strippers. There is also a Zombies Zombies Zombies! Strippers vs Zombies, so apparently, this is a thing.
Goldilocks1107
clementine / 878 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Cabin Boy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109361/
We watched the entire thing, thinking it couldn't get any worse. We were wrong. So very, very wrong.
Sweet T
pomelo / 5321 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Lars and the real girl. We walked out of the theater in the middle of it.
DillonLion
GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@Sweet T: Noooo I love that movie.
FauxBoho
pea / 14 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Couples Therapy & Battlefield Earth.
Both equally bad
Running Elley
coconut / 8681 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@HLK208: Yes!!! There was no point. I was so disappointed.

The first one that came to mind was a movie with Ryan Reynolds. He's buried alive in it through the whole movie. DH and I skipped through the whole middle trying to figure out if it was ever going to get good. It didn't.
Rainbow Sprinkles
eggplant / 11287 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Twilight breaking dawn part 2.

omgsobad!
Rainbow Sprinkles
eggplant / 11287 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@Running Elley: that movie is soooooo bad!!!! Dh watched it last week. Isnt it called buried?
Bao
GOLD / wonderful apricot / 22276 posts

Apr 9, 2013

Cabin in the woods, the most recent one. Omg horrible.
MsMamaBear
pear / 1861 posts

Apr 9, 2013

The Hangover- over hyped, never laughed, glad I watched it on tv and not waste money at the movies.

Bridesmaid- same thing. Had high hopes for it though.
Shutterbug
grapefruit / 4703 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@Running Elley: haha that DVD (via netflix) sat unopened in my house for like 3 weeks before I realized I was never going to watch it. I'm glad I didn't!

For me, the first two that come to mind are Hot Tub Time Machine and Invictus (the South African rugby movie with Matt Damon). I fell asleep during both of those.
Honeybee
pomelo / 5178 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@BananaPancakes: I've only seen the Jenna Jameson one. Who knew so many people were into zombie stripper movies?

@zippylef: Also check out the German movie "7 Dwarves". It's awesomely bad!
MrsBrewer
coconut / 8854 posts

Apr 9, 2013

@MsMamaBear: I love both of those!!

@MrsTiz: I'm with you! Pirahna is the worst movie out there.....it's basically just a porno

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