... and asked me if I've started dilating yet. wtf.
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WHAT!! Did you ask if they were? lol
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Seriously?? That's hilarious! And so out of line! Are you friendly with them?
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For real?!! Are you being punked?
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@FutureMrsMcK: Sort of? I mean, we always say hi when we're outside and her kids adore my husband. I gave them all the leftover cupcakes from my baby shower, so maybe we bonded over that and I didn't realize it? I am cracking up right now!
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Yeah, WTF
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Wow. That's one way to say hello, I guess?
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This is beyond funny! Seriously? Who does this?! LOL
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You should have said you weren't sure, but she's more than welcome to check.
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Wow, just wow.
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@deerylou: hahahahaha! I wish I would've thought of that!
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What? lol.
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Whaaat? Is that the only thing she asked? Like she literally knocked on your door JUST to ask if you were dilating?
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hahaha! Well, hello to you too!
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@deerylou: beat me to it
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Oh. My. Gosh!!!!
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HAHA. um...so how did the rest of the conversation go? "..nope.." "..oh. ok, bye!"
hahaha.
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I am so embarrassed right now bc DH is literally howling laughing at my response to her. I didn't know what to say and I ended up stammering something about whether her husband brought back DH's tape measure he borrowed to try to change the subject. Could I have said ANYTHING more awkward?
Oh no, I'm not sure about my cervix dilating. Speaking of, have you seen our tape measure? *facepalm*
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@grizz: HAHAHA. I love your response. Now she thinks you need the tape measure to check out the sitch with your cervix.
I can't believe she came over to ask you that.
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hahaha, that's totally crazy!
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Haha whaaaat??
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@mrsjazz: Bwaahahahahah! That's what I thought too!!
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!!!
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Aww @grizz laughing so hard at your response. My general rule of thumb when people say something that makes me uncomfortable is to say something that makes them equally, if not more uncomfortable.
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@grizz: Now I can't stop laughing about your response. I think that was brilliant, even though I know you didn't mean it that way. Awesome.
Also, she literally came over just to check on the status of your cervix? Um.... what?
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Lol! I LOVE your response! Hahah!
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Seriously? What a strange question to ask of an almost stranger. Love the response though.
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Whaaaat!?! How strange. Love your response though!
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WHAT? Crazy! I do like your response. You should have transitioned with "speaking of centimeters...."
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HA! If I'd been drinking a beverage, it would've just come out of my nose! And your response is *hilarious* especially because you didn't mean it to be. Hhahahahaha!
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WHAT?! That's crazy.
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I'm choking on my pretzels after reading your response to her!!! So, so funny! But yeah, that is the weirdest question ever, I seriously cannot believe someone asked you that!
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Oh my goodness. Dying over here. Who does that?!
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HAHA I would repsond with "no, have you?" What an awkward way to start a conversation whether you are close with them or not!
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Bahahah! How awkward.
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@Grizz hahaha that is the best response!!! I can't believe she asked you that, and I can't stop laughing!!
@deerylou haha yes!
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Hahahaha...holy awkward!
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Ummmmm.... wth? And your response, priceless
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Hahaha, can we have the tape measure back!!! I just laughed out loud to that, totally cheered me up!! But seriously, what a weirdo!!
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My husband is still cracking up over it today... I got up this morning and he pointed at the tape measure and said "Its back. I heard you might need it?"
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