If you had an active baby in the womb, did it translate to an active baby outside ... the womb? My baby has been hosting some kind of 24 hour rave ever since I started feeling movement and people keep INSISTING that it's a sign of the future. And by rave, I mean that yesterday I thought he might have broken off a piece of one of my ribs with a kick and then taken said rib piece and started playing my other ribs like a xylophone a la Bam Bam.

(I think I have officially said womb more times in this post than I've ever said womb outloud. I also ended up with a weird version of that "Happy" song with the lyrics changed to "clap along if you feel like a womb without a roof.")