So I'm applying for a job online, and I have to do this crazy 60 question questionnaire with things like

In the last 24 months, how many times have you told a white lie?

In the last 24 months, how many times have you done something you believe is wrong?

mixed in with

In the last 24 months, how many times have you gone to work so hungover you cannot function?

WTF??? I tell my mom "I'm sure everything will be alright" all the time, and that's a white lie. I missed mass a few times, which I believe is wrong, but there's no way to explain that on a multiple choice questionnaire! But I also think it would be sketch to put zero for everything too.