You know what I'm talking about. You've just taken a huge bite of food and chewed it all up, but before you are able to swallow, you suddenly sneeze uncontrollably and end up with a palmful of chewed up food and spit.
I just did this with a protein granola bar. It wasn't that bad. It's such a shame when it's a yummy food though. What a waste.
hostess / wonderful honeydew / 32460 posts
I don't think I've ever food sneezed!
I did have a mouthful of chewed up carrot once and was chasing my sister up the stairs laughing.
When I reached the top of the stairs the carrot was no longer in my mouth and I didn't swallow it or spit it out.
IT WENT UP MY NOSE!!!! IT was so GROSS.
Had to blow it all out.
Took forever.
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@chopsuey119: HAHAHHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY laughed out loud at this!!!! GROSS!!!!
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
@chopsuey119: that would have to be a food snort as opposed to a food sneeze!
hostess / wonderful persimmon / 25556 posts
Yes! The worst is when it goes up your nose! At least drinks drip out. Food takes work to get out of there!
GOLD / wonderful apricot / 22646 posts
BAHAHAA I hvae totally food sneezed!! Not in a while though~
hostess / wonderful honeydew / 32460 posts
@mrs. wagon: @mediagirl: HAHA good to know I'm not the only one who's food snorted! 
honeydew / 7504 posts
HA HA! Yes, I've definitely food sneezed, and it's soooo disgusting!
@Chopsuey119: I've never food snorted (that I can remember) but I once snort-laughed Smirnoff Ice. That hurt like a WITCH!
honeydew / 7235 posts
I have never done that or heard of it! Funny! And I bet it's annoying!!
grapefruit / 4056 posts
I have never food sneezed of snorted! My sister is a food/drink snorting machine though.
wonderful olive / 19353 posts
It doesn't happen often, but when it does - ew!!! @chopsuey119: it's the worst when it goes up the nose!!!!
grapefruit / 4554 posts
I've done it a couple of times, the worst is trying to gracefully clean your hands after a food sneeze.
GOLD / wonderful olive / 19030 posts
HAHA oh my gosh, I've never heard of this. I"m not a food sneezer, but am a drink sneezer! I will take a sip of water and spit it everywhere!
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