holy cow, this was so much easier with one kid. I didn't know what I had when I had it!!

we've been trying to leave for an hour. so far, we've had a newborn that won't nap unless I'm holding her (so, getting ready one handed), a toddler who decided today is shrieking/slamming doors in my face day, a blow out, a tightly wadded scrap of tissue paper stuffed up a nostril, strawberry pop-tart everywhere, and a barking dog.

I just want a coffee!