Little paste,

I am giving you timely notice that you have not paid your rent for your uterverse and you need to vacate before May 24. The consequences of not heeding this notice are most of your very excited extended family will have to change their travel plans and maybe even miss the chance to meet you as a baby.

I will send you subsequent notices including pineapples, curry, eggplant parmesan, long bumpy walks around the neighborhood, and other such notices until you vacate the premises.

Thank you,

Mom's rib cage and abdomen