Hellobee Boards

From my mom, I am supposed to:
- spoon feed DS until he's a zillion years old
- not let him use his fingers to grab food to eat because it is messy and dirty.
- potty train him when he was 3 months old
- quit my work and keep him at home until he is kindergarten
- not take him to take classes on anything "dangerous" at such young age (4) such as swimming, soccer, ice skating.
- not take him out ever. Because what's the point except it being potentially dangerous???
- feed / make him eat a full bowl of rice every meal.
- give him formula until he's a zillion years old.
- Talk to him in Cantonese. Cantonese only.

Amongst many others.

From my in-laws, I don't know because I automatically tuned them out or I will die of heart attack.