Wowzer. I just realized that on March 12 (well maybe March 13, we had some help the first day) I have been changing diapers for five years. FIVE YEARS! I have been wiping at least on tush every day for F.I.V.E. Y.E.A.R.S
This was our own doing, having three kids all about 23 months apart, but still.

How many years have you been changing diapers?
FIVE YEARS! I wonder how many diapers that is....