A security guard at my bank literally stopped me on my way out today to tell me, your baby looks so big (I'm 34 wks), I feel so sorry for your vagina lady. seriously?? seriously. i mean. anyone else have ridiculous things said to them by strangers when pregnant?
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People said that to me after I had her. She was 10lbs8oz, so inevitably the first question is "Did you have a c-section?!" followed by "OMG, well done" (or something to that effect) when I say no. Ive had people say things similar to me.
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OMG that's completely inappropriate!!! I would have given him the face and just stood there til he got uncomfortable.
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@Danizaur: ROFL! I love Jenna Marbles!
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WTF
@Danizaur: lol hahaha jenna!
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Whoa! I'm sure I would've gone off making him incredibly uncomfortable on how awesome I think my vag is in it's design to accommodate childbirth. haha
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@runsyellowlites: LOL!!! That would totally be a perfect response!!!!
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@runsyellowlites: YES! Good idea!
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Lol wtf!
I went into the gas station yesterday and the lady said "You're having a boy,aren't you?" I told her I was and she said "You better keep them legs closed or else he's gonna fall out! Your holding that baby so low!". I'm sure I made a face similar to Jenna's
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@bunnymommy: wow thats the best one I've heard in a while!
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@Danizaur: bahaha! The Jenna face is perfect!
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Oh my word haha
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Whoa...keep yo' comments to yo'self please.
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Nobody has talked about my vagina (which is awesome, BTW, because of its ability to birth a human and return to its former size), but I was asked if this was my second child, since I'm so huge.
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OMG
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I would have told him I felt sorry for his mirror having to look at his face every day.
(OK, that's mean and I wouldn't have actually said it, I just would have thought it, hours later while in bed unable to sleep because I'd be obsessing over the rudeness of that comment.)
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@lovehoneybee: Haha!
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That's so rude...I might have shouted, "where's your manager??" And then embarrassed him by repeating what he said to his boss. Because...that's kinda harassment.
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I'm sorry but ... Hahahah! I had a long day. I needed that
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No one talks 'bout my vagina. NO ONE. Yeah. That is 17 different kinds of wrong. But at least he didn't call it a "coochie" or something else equally imaginative. That totally would have upped the squidge-factor for me!
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@Mrs. Twine: Oh goodness ... I didn't think it could get worse until you mentioned the coochie part!
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@Mrs. Twine: Hahahaha, dying over here @ coochie!
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Wow. That one takes the cake!
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WOW. That is so far out of the realm of ok. I'd be speaking to that person's manager about how drastically unacceptable that is.
And fyi super creepy people, some of us love our post baby vaginas even more than they used to. Just saying.
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omg that is never ok to say to someone!
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wow i would have been offended. If it were a bad day i might even go back in and talk to the manager (Suspecting this person just grab all pregnant women and give them some inappropriate comment?).
Sorry girl!
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wow.. who says that?!?!
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OMG! I literally cannot stop laughing about how wrong and inappropriate that is! I have no idea what I would have done! Do you think people like that even realize what they're staying?!
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No one ever said to to me, but I was a tiny pregnant woman, who birthed a sweet, little runt. How-the-eff-ever, I'm pretty proud of my boss vagina and feel sorry for the security guard's penis that will never be as mighty.
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@loveisstrange: how inappropriate people can be hey! eh.
@Danizaur: wahahaha i *wish* my face had looked like that. I just laughed and backed away very very quickly.
@runsyellowlites: ahh where were you when i need a response! that's classic!
@MrsTiz: WTF. gosh. i hate being told to keep my legs together to keep the baby in - rude and gross and sooo illogical
@Mrsbells: @Mrs. Lemon-Lime: @blackbird: @MrsF: @Smurfette: @MapleMoose: @mrsjyw: right?? are.you.kidding.me. what a disgusting man.
@evansjamie: sheesh. sorry girl - people keep saying to me, you're SO big and you keep getting bigger. I'm like, um yes, that's what happens actually.
@lovehoneybee: hahahaha that's where i am right now - thinking up clever mean comebacks that I'd probably never say but SO want to! i love yours!
@Dandelion: @sarac: @irene: you know it didn't even occur to me to say something to the manager - I was so flustered and a bit wtf that I just left but I kind of wish I had just to bring someone else into the awkward!
@SugarplumsMom: haha glad it made you laugh
@Mrs. Twine: haha coochie - eeeuuwww. He actually said it in vernac so I'm translating vagina - I dont know what the actual word directly translates to but I don't think it was that polite!
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omg..people are SO AWKWARD.
@lovehoneybee: I totally do the same thing. 11 pm, and I'm all, damn that would have been a SWEET one liner. next time that happens I'll use it. and it would never happen again.
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WTF?!
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OMG.
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What!!?!?!
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OMG! Whatever happened to manners?! My god!
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Who says that stuff???
@sorrycharlie: lol - I do the same thing!
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Thanks for your concern!
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Yes, soooo awkward... Lol
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That's super awkward!!!! I feel sorry for my *own* vagina at the moment because at 33 weeks, my baby is estimated to already be 6lb 5oz! Ahhhh.
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Oh my word! Super awkward! And I thought that my students had come up with some awkward statements - I give them a little more leeway than a fully fledged adult!
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