I don't... I need a corny joke or two I can borrow in case of emergency!
If someone asked you to tell them a joke, do you have one ready to share? What is it??
ps the cornier, the better!
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I have a few. They are super cheesy. You have been warned.
What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The Bee-Pee station
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalepeno business!
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What award did the scarecrow get?
Outstanding in his field! -
@Sweet T: bahaha. I like the boo-bees joke.
My go-to joke used to be the muffin joke:
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, "man it's really hot in here". The second looks over at him with a surprised look, and answers, "Hey! a talking muffin!"
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My go-to is sorta dirty.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "you know you have a steering wheel in your pants, right?" And the pirate says, "arrrr. It's drivin' me nuts!"
Too blue?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Arrrrr.How much did the pirate's earrings cost?
A buck an ear.How did the hipster hurt his hand?
He changed the lightbulb before it was cool. -
I don't have any!
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@ladyfingers: I use the same hipster joke all the time!
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I don't have any either!
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I will now use the hipster joke.
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I tell the frog joke from friends!
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef
What do you call a cow with one leg? Tri tip -
I was gonna go with the nacho cheese joke (what kind of cheese isn't yours) but I think my new go-to will be @ladyfingers's hipster joke
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A mama tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street. The baby tomato is behind the mama, and the mama turns around and tells the baby...hey! you need to ketch-up!
CHEESY!
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@matador84: Pulp Fiction!
I don't have any, but I'm gonna use @ladyfingers hipster joke now!
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Haha I love these, I'm a real big fan of corny jokes
it's 6am and I'm just up nursing so my brain isn't working yet, but when I remember my corny jokes I'll come back!
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@ladyfingers: is it too early or am I just dumb, because I don't get the hipster joke lol
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@Bao: lol hipsters are always saying stuff like, " I liked that band before it was cool" "I went to that bar before it was cool," etc
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No. DH is the jokester in our family.
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@ladyfingers: haha see I did not know hipsters said that. Lol.
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I use that hipster joke too!
My other one is:
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby
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HAHA! Thanks for the corny jokes ladies!!
I don't have any!
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Some of these are so funny! I don't have any. I can NEVER remember jokes.
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@MaisyMay:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (eye-deer)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
*Still* no idea!
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What do you call a potato on stage? -- "an Imitator"
How do you make a tissue dance? -- Put a little boogie in it.
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Ben Rothliesberger and Eli Manning walk into a bar...
To watch the playoffs!
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You say: "Did you hear about that famous actress that killed her manager recently? Reese something."
They will say "Witherspoon?"
You say: "No, with her knife!"
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@Mrs. Pen: haha, the talking muffin joke is my favorite...which is sad but it cracks me up every time.
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasssup, B?! (said like drawn out wasabi)
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
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@MrsH: wokka wokka wokka!
Haha that's good one!
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@mrbee: you did say the cornier the better ;). I've only had one time where someone did not laugh at that joke and it was because she didn't get it.
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My ultimate fave corny jokes are:
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork CHOP!How do you make a hanky dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
it's 6am and I'm just up nursing so my brain isn't working yet, but when I remember my corny jokes I'll come back!
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