Seriously! She's only 5 days late and I'm officially out on maternity leave. I've watched lots of TV, documentaries (I watched all the episodes of Ken Burns Jazz!), gone for walks everyday. Done some errands, but I can't be out for long periods of time because I have to plan my trips around the bathroom.

I've played Wii and board games. I've picked out birth announcements. I've ordered cute props for the baby's first photo shoot.

What the hell else can I do? I am so bored!