This made me giggle this morning so I had to pass it on. If you know any cooks who you're mad at, a few kitchen witch curses to pass their way. My favorite is, "May your oven never be the temperature it says it is."

- May your bacon always burn.
- Your frying pans will always be warped and lopsided.
- May your wooden spoons give you splinters.
- Your oven will never be the temperature it says it is.
- May your glassware always be scummy.
- Your pies will always come out too liquid-y and your crusts pasty and not flaky.
- Your mixing bowls will have secret holes in the bottom.
- May your whipping cream turn to butter
- Your butter will always be too hard.
- May your brown sugar dry out and be one solid mass.
- You will never have the right sized lid for your pots.
- Your fudge will always burn.
- May your Christmas baking get eaten beforehand.
- May your cakes always be uncooked in the center and your icing not quite right.