My LO says quack when she sees ducks but it sounds like cock. Ahhhhhhh!
Cheese is cheee!
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Funny! Ellie used to pronounce Shrek as "f***." She never saw the movie (obviously) but she could identify the characters because of a book we had. It was embarassing in public because it didn't really sound anything like the real word.
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My niece says "truck" like "f**k" and it takes whatever I can do not to laugh every time. She will say "look fire f**k, it's a red fire f**k"
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Lala went through a phase of saying frog like f**K. Her teachers even commented on it. I was slightly embarassed!
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Haha! This thread is funny! What's up with all these little kids saying f*ck? This will probably be us, too. Except he will be repeating what he's heard... I'll probably just say "he's trying to say "truck" ;).
We should probably start getting our potty mouths under control.
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LOL!! My lil cousin used to call flashlights "f*cklights", and no matter how hard we tried to correct his pronunciation, it still came out as F*light.
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@allison: hahaha, we need to get our potty mouths under control too! Thankfully Xander's not talking yet, but once he does, it's going to be BAD!
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My son doesn't pronounce the "s" sound in fox so it sounds like a curse word!
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@autumnlove: hahahaha, my nephew came to visit and pretty much everything out of his mouth managed to sound like cock.
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Haha... LO hasn't said any curse words yet, but she says, "Ifsh" instead of "fish."
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One of the little boys at LO's daycare is just over two and has the cutest mispronunciations ever.
Frog = foff
gross = yose
Kim (daycare nanny) = KeeeeeyuummmWhat I find more amusing is that DH and I find them so cute that we have started saying things are 'yose' or that there are 'foffs' outside.
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hehe when LO saids doggie it sounds like dobby ala Harry Potter!
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@lindseykaye: My niece used to say "dross" (gross). I thought it was so cute and said it like that for awhile!
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@autumnlove: that's a good one, lol
My godson couldn't pronounce "ch-" and when he said "chocolate" it sounded like "f--k it"! -
My LO doesn't says a lot of things wrong, but not as hysterical as some of these. So far nothing sounds like a curse word.
My friend's son used to call his "big truck" his "big cock." Too funny.
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@Mrs. Jacks: Hehe, my nephew used to say it that way, too.
So cute!DD used to say "clock" and "flag" without the l's.
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@autumnlove: HA HA HA. Does she watch Thomas? Ask her to say Percy.
Or just Youtube "kids saying Percy."
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C drops the "s" from words like spoon so we are working on that. The word he has never said completely is giraffe - it has always been Raff.
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Yeah, LO went through a phase of substituting f at the beginning of any word that started with s. (I still feel like this was part of some secret preschooler cabal...) Anyhow when he got his hand stuck in a bench at the playground one day, he yelled "F**K!" That was awesome. I'm so glad he grew out of that.
(He wasn't hurt--he just couldn't get loose without help and he totally knew the word he was looking for was "stuck".)
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I just bought this book for my LO and probably will for others as a gift for these moments: http://www.amazon.com/My-Quotable-Kid-Parents-Unforgettable/dp/0811868842/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1375301542&sr=8-1
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@mediagirl: She doesn't like TV yet...so sad!
I just looked it up...lol!!!
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haha this is great!
when my cousin was little she called a noodle a noonle. and she called lip gloss lip gla-noss. and a squirrel was skwill-o. so funny.
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@honeybear: All of these made me laugh silently (I'm at work) but yours almost made me snort!
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@mediagirl: OMG G loves Thomas - this will be him Im sure
The LO I used to nanny for couldn't make the 'EEE' sound, it came out as 'ahhh'
Cookah = cookie
DH and I still call cookies 'cookahs'
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My niece used to drop the first consonant on most words. She would call a castle an a**hole. This one was tons of fun when we were at Disneyland and she was yelling it over and over when she saw sleeping beauty's castle for the first time. A grass hopper was an a**hopper. She had a few others that were funny, but these two were the best.
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I am doing the silent shaking laugh at all of these since
LO is sleeping on my chest! Ha!My sister used to call hiccups 'heep-hops' and I've called them that ever since.
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We went swimming over the weekend and I learned that my son things a bathing suit is a "baby suit." SO FREAKING CUTE. I wanted to die when he told me he wanted to put on his baby suit.
My 9.5 month old says cockcockcockcock all the time now, it's like the only thing she babbles. Lovely.
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@sloaneandpuffy: oh "baby suit" is so cute! DD calls fruit cocktail "fruit cottontail" and I think it's adorable!
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I love the mispronunciations. I copy it sometimes because its just too cute. He used to call 'zucchini' 'bikini'. So he would be very serious and say "mom! I don't like bikinis!"
He also says "Rets go!" instead of "let's go!" so sometimes I say "rets go" too. -
The preschooler I used to nanny for said "hand betizer" instead of hand sanitizer. And if you said it correctly for any reason, she corrected you that no, it's hand betizer.
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haha these are awesome!
When DS tries to say "crackers" it sounds like "car keys."
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When my son says "purple" it sounds like "poopoo". When we were at disneyland, he kept pointing to the balloons saying "I want the poopoo one. POOPOO one!!!"
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DD still cannot say bathing suit. Banding suit!
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@Andrea: Awwwh. Why was my toddler screaming hot cock at the store this morning!?
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@autumnlove: omg..LMBO
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Hilarious!!
This one's about my 2 yo nephew. DH and I were in the basement with him. DH was hiding under a blanket and kept scaring him, so to keep nephew from being scared I told him that DH was being sneaky. Then it turned into a hilarious game. After a while nephew went upstairs to tell his parents and grandparents about all the fun he was having. Except, he couldn't really say sneaky, so he said "Uncle __ and Aunt __ are being nakey downstairs!" We heard him say it so we busted up laughing and had to quickly explain ourselves!
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@autumnlove: haha. We went through the cock (clock) phase. The "hot" in front of it is just killer. On another note, we got into the car and the radio was advertising "naked music". She said "Mommy!!! They are playing naked music!! Naked music!!" She would not stop yelling it.
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My coworker always points out the hospital where his daughter was *born* to her as they drive by on their way home every day. He'll say "DD, that's where you were born!" One time they were in the car with family friends and drove past it (not directly by it, she could just see it from afar out the window) and she was mad that they weren't driving by it so she started screaming "I want porn! I want porn! I want poooorrrrnnnnn!"
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@swurlygurl: HAHAHAHA omg!!!
Ladies this thread is killing me. My coworkers must think I'm nuts LOL
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No dirty words here (much to the dismay of DH), but all of these are cracking me up.
Milk = No (can't figure out if she's telling me no or asking for milk unless I see her make the "milk" hand sign)
TV = CB
Chair = see
Yay = Weeeeee
My son doesn't pronounce the "s" sound in fox so it sounds like a curse word!
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