what on you? Food? Stickers? Vomit? Your kids boogers?
I haven't had anything gross on my lately but I often have a sticker somewhere on my body/clothing/hair. I usually make sure I check myself in the mirror before running LO into preschool. The life of a parent! 
pomegranate / 3350 posts
Food and stickers! My LO's think I'm their own personal napkin and an excellent canvas for their sticker art.
pineapple / 12234 posts
I checked myself for Cheerios this morning. A year ago, I always had spit up on me.
cantaloupe / 6630 posts
Stickers on my arms or something. And probably squirts of breastmilk here there and everywhere.
hostess / wonderful honeydew / 32460 posts
Hahah nothing nasty or crazy! 🤗
Yay for having older kids lol
clementine / 756 posts
Spit up! Yesterday I changed my sons's diaper before leaving for work and he peed all over the place! But I was able to get another diaper over him quickly enough that I didn't get it on my clothes. So I dry him off, get him in a clean diaper, strip the changing pad and throw the cover and his outfit in the laundry with just enough time to get to work on time. I pick him up and he spits up all over me. Ugh.
pear / 1593 posts
Goldfish residue from LO wiping his mouth on my shoulder when I'm holding him
hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts
Usually food. Not gonna lie, there's a chance it's mine lol
papaya / 10570 posts
Stains on the front of my thighs (where E has put her foody/painty/snotty hands on my leg while I'm sitting down).
pomelo / 5573 posts
A toddler. My two year old is clingy, his favourite phrase is "I coming. Up please.", which he uses pretty much any time I start a sentence with "Mommy is just going to...."
nectarine / 2115 posts
Snot on my pants! My daughter has the runny nose that will not end and she likes to wipe it on my pants. Yuck!
pomegranate / 3580 posts
Stickers! Usually the ones from her Halos/clementines. She's obsessed with eating them and always has to put the sticker on herself or on me.
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