So yesterday was pretty much the nastiest day of my life... Ever.
The toddler used her potty and pooped without telling me. We left for the morning to run errands and got to play group. When we came home I was nursing the baby and she was shouting about her potty being messy (cue panic!)
My lovely (AWFUL) dog decided not only to eat the poop, but to barf it all over my living room carpet and couch. Seriously, it happened.

How do I get the smell out of my couch? There are no stains (thankfully I had a cover on the couch) and I've washed the casings for the cushions. I can't see any soiled spots. But when I sit down I can smell something.

Ugh.

Also, PSA, always check the potty before you leave for the day.