I've seen this game on online and figured we need a thread to capture all the funny business. Tell us what your kid has been up to but refer to them as your coworker.
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My coworker came up behind me trying to get my attention... again. I ignored him because I was trying to finish for the day. Then I heard a snip and realized he was holding scissors and trying to give ME a haircut.
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My coworker asks to try my lunch, and ends up eating all of it.
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My coworker pooped on my hand 🤦♀️
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My coworker broke down in tears because he can't lick his eye like a lizard.
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My coworker is constantly taking off his pants.
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Asked me to scratch her bum because it was itchy but she didn’t want her own hand to smell.
WTF??!!!
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My coworker climbed on the kitchen counter...naked. My other coworker is currently having a morning bubble bath, in which she's yell/singing about poop.
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My coworker intentionally rage-pees in her pants in order to get more attention from the boss.
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These are so great! My coworker needs to be bribed with candy to do any writing that he's fully capable of doing. My other coworker screeches really loudly when I'm on conference calls.
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My coworker likes to turn all the lights off and act like a monster to scare my other coworker.
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My coworker is OBSESSED with my bathroom habits and tries to barge in on me every dang time.
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My older coworker takes really long bathroom breaks to hide from our younger coworkers.
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I was in a 1:1 with my new boss and my coworker came in to tell me her pants were wet.
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My coworker made nameplates for everyone out of paper and used her glue stick to glue them to all the doors in our "office" while we were working and didn't notice. A nice gesture I suppose.
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@krispi: my coworker did that once. Haha.
My coworker pooped in his pants today. Yesterday he took a poop on the floor.
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Can I vent again? My coworkers do their workouts during conference calls. I just missed much of a call because one of them was kicking around a ball. Loudly. And after I asked him to step out, I think I heard them playing catch with a diaper.
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My coworker keeps forgetting to flush the toilet after pooping. It happened twice today!
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My male coworker likes to hit, kick, and knock over my female coworker.
My female coworker cries a lot and "wants to be holded"......... me too, lady, me too.
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My coworker was literally running with scissors during a conference call today
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My coworker insisted that her bear and zebra come with us on our morning walk. My coworker also insists on being uppy when I'm trying to read scientific journal articles.
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My coworker barged in my office during a conference call and said very loudly, "I just smelled my feet, and my feet are SOOOO stinky!!"
Her daddy jokes with her that red koolaid is called blood. So on the next call, this same coworker was right outside the door shouting, "I want blood!!" over and over...
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My grownup coworker is actually the worst today, he drank all my tea and didn’t make a new pot.
But my other coworkers insisted I take a zoom conference call with my management team from the bounce house.
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@erinbaderin: Those grown up co-workers!
Last week my grown-up co-worker was supposed to be on the kids so I could concentrate for a while. Instead he was listening to videos of loud keyboard typing right over my shoulder. He was trying to make an informed keyboard purchase but I was not amused.
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@Corduroy: lol! That cracks me up for some reason
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Well, my boss (baby) is very demanding but doesn't like to use his words. He also makes me OT all night long
My two co-workers first of fight all day long, so unprofessional. They also need help with everything, and I do all their shares of work. I also have to feed them a billion meals and snacks all day long.
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My coworker nodded off during a lunch meeting.
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My coworker keeps asking to see my “other nipple”
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@JJ2626: This one got me 🤣
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