I was drinking my morning decaff, when a wave of nausea hit me. "That's funny!" I thought, "My first pregnancy symptom!"

Cut to now - I'm sitting at my desk, opposite my boss, and I swear I'm going to vomit. I've already gone to the bathroom several times and I can't keep disappearing. I'm trying to sip water and stay calm but I may just barf in the bin.

Why did nobody warn me about this?! Oh wait, you did - and I said "Bring it on!!"

Oh wow. Oh wow oh wow!