Hellobee Boards

(a la jingle bells)

OPKs, HPTs, when to time that pee?!

Plastic little *crystal balls,* oh please let me see-eeeee

A positive, A negative, to each for sure their own

But when you do please share it fast . . . throw this dog a bone!

@chopsuey: Nope. We're still in the one and done camp . . . but leaning toward maybe a second. There is no way I am pg. But a girl can live vicariously through others!

The first jingle was composed in another thread . . .

@locavore_mama: Yeah. Keeping this stuff in makes mah head hurt!

@matador84: Santa Baby is an excellent idea! Here is a little tweak . . .

Santa Baby, put some Wondfos under the tree for me . . .

I've been a hormonal mess

Santa Baby, and hurry up I can't wait all night!

@littlek: ha! Yeah, we haven't completely ruled out the idea of a second . . . but there isn't too much sand left in my hourglass, yanno. No pressure!

It's beginning to look a lot like I'm pregnant

I can't see mah toes

Take a look at my thighs-oh my!

And is that a double chin?

With swollen feet and mah face all a-glow . . .

I'm dreaming of a rare juicy filet

Just like the ones I used to inhale

With a glass -- or three!-- of red wine

it was freakin de-vine

Now, I'm pg and in food hell