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Aw. That's okay. Ellie has asked me if I'm old enough to die of old age.

Aren't kids just so sweet sometimes?

HILARIOUS !

These are all so funny kids are brutal!

So funny! LO doesn't really talk yet so I don't have stories of my own but my friend has a 3 year old who was stroking her face, saying "Olddddd".

My daughter loves to tell me how big my belly is (I'm 35 weeks pregnant, but measuring 2-3 weeks ahead). She'll tell me I can't do something because it is so big, or randomly stop in her tracks and say "Mommy, you have a BIG belly." and keeps going.

Ahhh I laughed out loud! Haha!

B has been saying the most honest, awful things to DH lately. DH shaved last week for the first time in awhile and his face is kind of round (not chubby just not chiseled) and B has been telling him that he doesn't have a chin.

Oh and another time, DH interrupted me and B said, "your parents must have not taught you that interrupting is rude" we're trying to teach him to hold back and not cut so deep!!

Oh kids are just too funny.

The best "insult" I ever got from a child (no kids of my eon yet, but I work with them and have been on the receiving end of some real doozies) was from a little 4 year old I nannied for in grad school.

S: "K, why does your bottom jiggle when you walk?" (I was really sick and suuuuper skinny. Not sure what he was seeing)

Me:*dumbfounded* "I don't know S. Maybe because I'm older & bigger than you."

S: "It's ok. My mommy's bottom jiggles too. But her arms also jiggle when she waves."

I couldn't figure out why in the world he would know about jiggling butts and underarms until a few weeks later, his mom mentioned off hand how he'd overheard her talking on the phone about her new diet/exercise plan to tone up the aforementioned jiggly bits and became obsessed. This little guy was solid muscle even at 4 and you could have bounced a quarter off his little tiny behind. He was such a fun kid...just way too smart for everyone else's self-esteem.