I'm watching The Amandas on Style. They're professional organizers and will do anything from pulling up carpet to lugging around all sorts of junk, all in pretty dresses and pumps. I understand wanting to look professional, but that's just crazy talk.

I used to buy very cheap clothes that still looked professional from Ross for work. I always worked with art supplies so I didn't want to have to worry about ruining expensive outfits, but I always looked young so I needed to dress more professional so people would respect me.

Now I'm a SAHM so I'm either in pj pants or jeans.