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That Snoopy lived in this huge white building we passed a lot. no idea WHY.LOL

My dad loved to tease all us kids that brown cows made chocolate milk and the white/black ones made regular milk.

He also had us all believing that huge old Cadillac could fly, but only when we would go 55mph. We would always beg him to do it but the speed limit would coincidentally always be under 55 and he didn't do it because it was against the law to speed.

-The water tower in our town was right next door to the convience store where we'd get slushies in the summer, so my dad told us that was the Slush tower, where they stored all the slush (still calls it the Slush tower).

-When we were being naughty, my dad used to say "you're brother did that once" to which my sister and I would retort "we don't have a brother!" and he'd just say "exactly..."

-At one point when he was reshingling the roof with all the neighbour men, I wanted to climb up the ladder and see, and he said I couldn't because the vampires in the attic would get me.... for YEARS I though The Count from Sesame Street lived in our attic