Do your parents text? There's a website that collects the best ever text messages from mom and dad, and posts them to the web for all to enjoy.
Here are the top rated texts from parents, ever:
http://whenparentstext.com/category/chat?r_sortby=most_rated&r_orderby=desc
My personal favorites:
* Condom Cat http://whenparentstext.com/condom-ca
* Tweeting http://whenparentstext.com/tweeting
* Cougar http://whenparentstext.com/pix-cougar
Ahh... mom. It's so cute when you text!!