When the resident doctor can not only not FIND your cervix (Her: "Are you sure it's in there??!" Me: "Um, I think so???") but she then proceeds to get the clamp STUCK in your va jay jay and can't get the latch closed to take it out. She then proceeds to push, prod, and squeeze so hard I can feel her arms shaking. When that doesn't work she gets some paper towel for a better grip. The kicker: "Ugh, this happens to me all the time with my patients!"

Guess who I'm not going back to again??

SO MUCH FUN!