I realize this is an incredibly minor complaint, and so far into the realm of "first world problem" that its not even really a problem.

But still.

I freaking hate direct sales/marketing people. All of them. In order of hate the least to hate the most:

1. The people who send me a ridiculous amount of junk mail.

2. The people who hang ads/coupons off the front or side of my mailbox, or on my front door.

3. The people who call me. Incessantly. Even though I'm on the do not call list.

AND MOST ESPECIALLY.

4. The people who ring my front doorbell trying to sell me anything from cable service to jesus.

Especially if they ring my doorbell again and again and again. Yes, I know I didn't answer the first time. You know why? No one I want to talk to shows up unannounced. So if my doorbell rings, I ignore it. Except if you keep ringing it, I HAVE to haul my big 9 month pregnant ass up and go to the door to tell you to STOP RINGING MY DOORBELL because it is making my pets all crazy.

I don't want to buy your shit. Ever. Any of you. Does anyone? If anyone does-- can't we all band together and agree to not ever buy anything off of one of these seriously annoying sales tactics to make it not worth their money to continue to harass us? Ugh.

/rant.

who's annoying you today?