please dislodge your foot from my rib cage - mkay? K, love you
~mommy
oh p.s. whenever you want to grace this world with your appearance, we're ready for ya! 
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What do you want to say to your baby in your belly now? 
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Dear baby,
My belly button is not your personal kick mat. Quit it already.
Love you!
Mom -
Haha I am obviously not as far along as you ladies
Dear Baby,
Please kick REALLY hard so I can feel you!!!!
Love, Mommy
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Dear Baby,
Stop kicking me in the bladder/vag... it's really unpleasant! Can't wait to meet you.
xoxo, Me
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@mediagirl: OMG my baby kicks me in the belly button, too! It's such a weird stinging sensation.
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Dear baby,
After being head down since just about 20 weeks, 34 weeks and change is not the time to move yourself into breech position. Please return to your previous position immediately!
Also, you should be sleeping between 11:30pm and 6:00am, not holding jumping around/dance/kickboxing parties in my uterus. Your feet and fists work just as well during the daytime.
Otherwise, xoxo,
me -
@mediagirl: haha you sure it's kicking and not punching? All I can imagine is a little baby boxing -rocky style- in your stomach towards your belly button! hehe
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My babies r finally out....so...
Dear babies, please sleep after feeding! I'm totally exhausted. Love u both so much!
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@regberadaisy: tis possible she is using my belly button as a punching bag. I know she's not breech anymore, so she's in position to kick OR punch me in the belly button. I love her sooooo much.
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@Running Elley: Haha I'm thinking the same thing! I want to feel something!!!
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HAHA these are cute.
Dear eggi2,
Please grow to be healthy and strong!
You're just the size of a sesame seed, but I already love you so much! -
Dear baby,
If youre kicking me in hopes of escaping my belly, just thought i'd let you know the exit door is down there. Oh, and it's sunny today...a perfect day to make your grand entrance! -
@jessiejo17: Glad I'm not alone!! I am ready!
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@Running Elley: @jessiejo17: Those first kicks are amazing! We still love feeling her kick, it's just the ones in odd locations! hhahh
@chopsuey119: I kinda miss the lentil bean stage! She was my little lentil bean
@betsyboop: hahah yours cracked me up!
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Haha, this thread reminds me of the movie Waitress and I-don't-want-Earl's-baby pie!
Dear baby,
You're a teensy tiny little thing, but I already know how strong you are, and how strong you're going to be. You were determined from the start. I know I don't have to worry about you. Even when I don't feel good enough to take my vitamins or your daddy tries to baby me, I'm not worried. You'll make your way no matter what!
Love,
Your mama
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@Minnie_Girl: Omg, your baby letter made me tear up!
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@habesbabe: You took the words right out of my mouth.
All day with the bladder punching. You can hit me anywhere else, but the bladder punching when I need to pee is not very nice.
Love you!
Mommy -
Dear baby girl,
Please ignore the loud and obnoxious voice that you hear from 9am-5pm, Monday-Friday. That's mommy's annoying boss who can't seem to talk in a normal tone of voice. And ignore the creepy co-worker who asked me if I was gonna keep you cause I am. Definitely. And you can kick me all you want cause when you don't kick me for a while, mommy gets freaked out and starts researching where to buy used doppler machines. Otherwise, keep growing and stay in there as long as possible, not like your overachiever brother who chose to come out at 36 weeks.
Love you! Can't wait to meet you!
Love,
Mommy -
Id love to tell her to get into the right position and quit kicking me in the bladder!
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Dear Baby,
Please be more consistent with your kicking. There are moments when mommy has to make you move because you've been a little lazy with your movements. I can't wait to meet you and I'm anxiously awaiting your arrival. Feel free to make your grand entrance at any time (after all i'm already 38 weeks, so your ready)
Love you lots,
Mommy
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Dear baby boy,
Thank you so much for being so patient and obedient during the last 5 weeks of bedrest and deciding to stay put for me! While we can't wait to meet you, please keep cooking another week and 2 days until I'm full term.
Love you!!
Mommy -
@regberadaisy: What you just said!
@Running Elley: LOL!
@betsyboop: YES!!
Dear Baby,
My right ribs are not the exit, not matter how hard you kick (and how many people you freak out!), you can't get out that way.
I love you and I already think you're super cute. I can't wait to meet you.
Love,
Mommy and Daddy -
@winniebee: love this!!
Dear Baby,
I hope youre a red head like mommy with daddys perfect pin straight hair. I cant wait to see you make your daddy a huge mushy pie. I have tons of snuggles and kisses waiting for you, you have no idea how awesome you already are.
Xoxo
Mommy & Daddy
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@winniebee: awwww!
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@betsyboop: lol! The exit is "down there!"
@winniebee: awwww.....I hope he stays put for you!!
@X0X0X0: it's kind of frightening, huh? It's always a bit worrisome when even drinking OJ or cold water doesn't work, too! -
fun thread! I would like to ask....
dear, sweet baby that I love oh so much..
please stop making me sick, I was supposed to be done morning sickness (all-day sickness) six weeks ago. also, please let me feel some movement since you were stubborn enough to hide behind the darn placenta when we got a chance to see you in 3-d.
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Dear baby,
Feeling your little kicks and squirms are the happiest parts of my day - please keep it up! Your Daddy also loves when you respond to his voice and I can't wait for you to see the pure joy that spreads across his face when he feels you move. I know you were traumatized by the scary doctor at this week's appt when he used an incredible amount of force to find your head and then shook it around a bit - I promise we will never see him again. And if you get the chance, I would greatly appreciate you dropping just a little bit so I'm not carrying you in my rib cage!
Can't wait to meet you in eight weeks!
Love you!
Mommy -
omg this thread is the best.
@regberadaisy: Wagon Jr.'s foot was lodged in my ribcage the entire time I was in labor and it was excruciating!!! The epidural doesn't numb that part of the body so there was no relief from that pain.
Dear Lil Miss Wagon,
PLEASE stop kicking my bladder. And I'm sorry for waking you up from time to time-- you are so active that when I don't feel you for a while, I get worried. I already know that you are beautiful, feisty, bright, and intelligent. I can't wait to meet you because I already know you are the most amazing girl I'll ever know. Please be healthy and strong. I can't wait for you to come and complete our family!
Love,
Mommy -
Ps I love this thread!
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ATTENTION:
EVICTION NOTICE -
This thread is so adorable. One of my favorites on HB.
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@MEDIAGIRL
It sure is worrisome, when nothing works to get the baby moving. I've had one major scare when I tried everything under the sun (for what seemed like the longest 20 minutes of my life) to get her moving. I was so glad when she finally kicked because right before that I was in tears and one second away from going to the hospital. -
@regberadaisy: How far along are you? I thought my LO was pushing into my ribs and it turned out she was turning around to get ready to come out!
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I loooove everyone's letters!
@banana: omg...this. My project manager curses like a sailor. Reeeeal professional there buddy.
@mrs. wagon: man, you are just giving me alll kinds of things to look forward to during labor!
@artbee: 39 weeks + 4 days. But the rib cage pain has been here for probably the last 4-6 weeks. Since the baby has already dropped no relief for me till delivery!
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@Mrsdaredevil: Haha! For the past week I've been telling my hubby our LO needs to be evicted!
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@regberadaisy: hehe sorry... no sugar coating from me
I'd rather you be prepared for the worst!! BUT maybe as baby moves down the foot will dislodge!! Wagon Jr. wasn't lodged there before labor so maybe since your baby has been there for a while, they'll move when labor starts... ok maybe now I'm trying to sugar coat. -
Dear Baby,
We thought you might be here on your due date, and maybe even before. Now you are a few days past and we're waiting for you to come join the party. Your Grandma and Grandpa came up from far away just to be here to welcome you to this world. They are here now, so you are free to join us whenever you would like! We promise that we'll hold you and keep you safe! Daddy and I are very ready for you to be in our arms!We love you baby girl. Let's make tomorrow your birthday!!
Love,
Mommy and Daddy -
Dear Baby,
Please stay where you are and grow big for us. We already love you and can't wait to see a (possible) pic of you next week. Just stay where you are and we'll meet you in about 9 months.
Love, me -
Oh you all are so funny! You'll have your babies here so soon!
If I had written this at the end of pregnancy, I would have said:
Dear Baby,
Please stop trying to rip a hole in my left side w/ your foot. No matter how hard you try, you are not going to be born out of a hole in my side. You need to come out the normal way!
love,
MomAmazingly, as soon as DD was born, she stretched out her right leg in the air like a ballerina. I knew immediately... that was the foot that was always trying to push out through my left side
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Dear baby,
If you were waiting till grandma gets here to arrive...she'll be here tomorrow night! So you come out now! Just FYI.
~Love the crazy parents that can't wait to give you raspberries!Oh p.s. mommy's extremely grateful you let me sleep for 3 hours straight last night.
@skibobrown: aww that is so sweet about the foot! After she came out that is not her boring a hole through your stomach!
I'd rather you be prepared for the worst!! BUT maybe as baby moves down the foot will dislodge!! Wagon Jr. wasn't lodged there before labor so maybe since your baby has been there for a while, they'll move when labor starts... ok maybe now I'm trying to sugar coat. Subscribe to our newsletter
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