I'd start a maternity clothing line that doesn't suck.

Because I'm so fed up with the maternity wear industry.

Anything that's remotely stylish is unreasonably priced. Anything affordable is ugly or poor quality. Stores like Old Navy and Target who sell maternity have horrible in-store selections so you have to risk buying online and not being able to see the quality or fit beforehand.

And then, even on the rare occasion when I find something cute and cheap, it's impractical. Strapless or spaghetti straps? Not with these big, heavy pregnant boobs.

And everything is either black or striped.

I can't wait to birth this baby and get back into my normal clothes. Maternity clothes are the worst.