If you could say anything to anybody (vent, rant, etc) what would you say?
"Move your BBQ or stop using so much lighter fluid" to the neighbor below us who makes our living room reek whenever our balcony door is open.
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"I cannot stand your incredibly annoying husband." to a bestie of mine who clearly married beneath her. He belittles her in public, makes incredibly awkward comments, and makes all our friends uncomfortable when he's around. I so just wish it weren't rude to only invite her and not her husband to social gatherings. *sigh*
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"Shut the eff up, you have no idea what you're talking about." - to the childless people who keep telling me that I let my daughter sleep too long during her daytime naps and then the proceed to wake her up!
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"You're an idiot. You take advantage of people and are running people away from you. You're going to make your son hate you because of how you treat his dad. You're an immature twit and your lies are going to cause you to live a lonely life because nobody will want to be around you" - my sister, a fool who hurts people and, at 25, still thinks that the world revolves completely around her.
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"lalalalallalalalalala I'm not listening" to my sister who constantly tries to push my buttons and makes passive aggressive comments regarding the choices my husband and I make concerning priorities in our life. I work on a very part time basis for a plethora of reasons but any time I post something on facebook during the middle of the day she has to make a comment about how it must be nice to have time to do xyz. So annoying!
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To a woman at work.... "I should not be able to hear you breath thru you nose, from across the room, over the radio." Ugh. I know it seems stupid, but it seriously makes me so mad. It's gross. And then she does this weird loud breath in/hiccup at the same time thing. *shudder*
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"please READ the email that I sent you before asking stupid questions that I have already answered. in the email that you just replied to." to everyone that I work with who is not on my team, basically. I can feel my blood pressure rising as I type this.
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"You deserve so much better than that winner you're supposed to marry. I keep hoping it doesn't work out. And while I'm at it, I don't like her face!"
And to her, "I'm onto you, ho!"
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"You're a terrible parent and your child is a spoiled brat - you really should've figured out how to be a parent before getting pregnant again."
Now I feel kind of bad... that was mean...
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@Adira - Mean, but probably true. That's the point of putting it here, not saying it there.
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"No, I will not cut off the feet off all larger my sleep and plays. They're for sleeping!!! And STOP DIGGING YOUR FRIGGEN FINGERS in my beloved stuffed rabbit eyes! I wasn't going to introduce it to our newborn and I told you it has sentimental value?!! WTF are you thinking digging your dirtyass fingers trying to pop it's eye out?! Annnnd no I will not cut my sheets for the crib! It's 2012! They sell sheets and no they're not ghetto-ass scratchy ones either. I can't even use scratchy sheets myself ... haven't you heard of thread count???"
OK, I feel a little better =)
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I'd like to tell the woman at the station where I am working this week that trying to cover up the smell of her 3 pack a day habit just makes her smell worse. Now you smell like stale cigarettes and cherry brandy? Also, it's making me nauseous to be in he same room with you.
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