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omg this is hilarious! and so recognizable - thanks @rahlyrah for starting this thread!

@highwire: @arden: DH loves to give too. and sometimes i'm just not into it. he thinks that is absolutely crazy that i turn him down. and even typing this out, i must be! i'm a lucky lady.

haha, I remember that I never thought, "hmmm, I could go for some sex" when I was pregnant. It was more "well, I'm not that nasueous, so I probably won't puke on him, better have sex."

It's nice to have a sex drive again, but to answer your question, very carefully and slowly...and not on days where I felt really bad.

And yes, he gives as well as receives, and yes, it's pretty much every time. It's a good time ladies, and then you don't need any lube. Just saying.

This thread is hilarious.

Honestly, I'd rather give him a BJ than get into all that other stuff. Not much mess. Doesn't take that long. Nite nite honey!

This is too good not to share. A couple weeks ago I lost the first pieces of my mucus plug and that night DH wanted to go down on me. I said "are you sure? I'm losing chunks of mucus and it might be gross."

His response? "I'll check your dilation with my tongue." He cracks me up.

He's always been way more enthusiastic about giving oral than I am, and has kept it up throughout the pregnancy. I feel bad that I've only been able to give a couple times, and only in the last trimester.

@Andrea: you're awesome! DH isn't so lucky with me.

This post is the post that keeps on giving. Hilarious. Thanks ladies. I needed a laugh tonight.

@junebugmama: I don't think most of us preggies are having that much sex of any kind, not just oral.

Is that right ladies? How much sexy time of any type is actually happening? It's basically non-existent here...

@Arden: We still had sex a couple times per week until the end. I delivered at 37wks though.

@Arden: Our sex life hasn't changed at all, really, since getting pregnant.

@IcebergMom: It really just keeps getting better and better right? lol! I die!

@highwire: Totally. Pregnancy sex was awesome. First time in my life I didn't care about pregnancy either way, so it was totally stress free!

@Arden: I found pregnancy to be awesome for my sex life, and my husband was pretty stoked too. Right until the end, when I was starting to really have trouble turning over in bed. That cooled him off pretty quick.

Haha, as someone who actually puked all over their husband's junk in the first tri I can say it might be better to hold off. My husband has serious vomit issues and before I was officially diagnosed with HG he was bugging me for some oral appreciation...

Instead he had to wash half digested pizza out of his pubes while semi-screaming "OH!MY!GAAAAAAAWD!". Moments that are both hilarious and embarassing lol.

@JessicaMcB: OMG no way. I would have died.

@JessicaMcB: HA! OMG! You poor thing.

Um yeah, even without being pg BJ's are nonexistent in our house. Nope. Don't happen. We have a running joke that sometime between now and J starts kindergarten I have to give one up, so I've got a good 5 years before I have to give it up

Ha, ha- I could barely kiss him on the mouth while pregnant without throwing up, so no, it wasn't happening.

I have a horrible gag reflex, so it doesn't happen normally either. Poor, poor husband!

I like to think I'm a pretty cool wife already, so I use that to justify the fact that I just don't do blow jobs. Sorry, man. I've got you already, I don't need to impress you by doing something I can't stand!

P.s. I don't even want to know what it would do to my reflux either.

P.p.s. I might be traumatized if I did do one and then the baby started kicking a ton after I swallow.