Love these threads.
My oldest has been full of them lately. She was being whiny in BJs, so I told her that was enough. She replied, "no say 'enough' a me!" 
I also thought she pointed and called my nipple a meatball but she was just saying neeeeeepp-ll.
honeydew / 7303 posts
Just yesterday while pooping "I always have big ones in the potty, looks like a snake! Wanna come see???"
pomegranate / 3401 posts
Lol....I was looking through pictures of LO with LO and we got to a picture of her eating a chocolate cupcake at her birthday party. She had chocolate frosting all over her mouth and face and I asked her what she was eating in the picture and she looked at me seriously and said, "Poop."
grapefruit / 4997 posts
She just started like this week to say pink the right way but for the longest she called pink "kinky". So if I wore a pink top, she would say "Ooh mama so kinky or pretty kinky" LOLLLL It was funny but so glad pink is pink now.
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
This morning, she pulled down DH's boxers and yelled 'Peekaboo penis!'
She regularly pats her baby doll's bum and says 'It's okay, baby, I got you'.
hostess / watermelon / 14932 posts
@Kimberlybee: bahahaha!
@yellowbird: @Ginabean3: agghhh ew! why do kids find poop so fascinating?! lol
cantaloupe / 6885 posts
We've been trying to teach her that there's a baby in Mommy's belly.
"No baby! No!" (Then she mimicks a baby's crying and puts her hands over her ears)
Today when I asked her where the baby was she grabbed my boob and said "baby!!"
GOLD / wonderful coconut / 33402 posts
Lately every time I dance, she screams No Mama, no dance. No dance! While she points her finger at me.
grapefruit / 4903 posts
I went to grab a load of laundry from the dryer, leaving her unsupervised for 30 seconds. I returned to a guilty/proud grin and a sing-songy "somebody can't be truuuuusted..." (I tried to look calm as I surveyed the scene. It turned out she had colored on the playroom table with washable crayons - not so bad!)
cantaloupe / 6791 posts
He regularly tells the cats "no, no" when they're doing something they shouldn't. Well today, a tall dandelion tripped him and he turned around and yelled "no, no, no flower!" while pointing his finger.
My students are always making me laugh (they are 5). One little boy recently asked me, while patting my belly, "Did your husband put the baby seed in your belly?!" (DH also works at my school).
pomegranate / 3411 posts
this morning while i was peeing and of course LO was my audience he said "mommy have penis?"
hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts
My MIL's cat hissed at her yesterday so she told it "bless you".
She has a little plastic blow up pool and she asks me if she can take a bath in it.
My other favorite is that she replaces her "s" with "f" for the words, swing, slide and sweep and it's adorable
hostess / wonderful watermelon / 39513 posts
LO 1 told me that LO 2 likes her a lot but she only likes her a little bit! 
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